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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU August 9, 2011

Tuesdays are just the worst. Like, it's not Wednesday Humpday which is halfway through the week, and it's not Monday, which is when you begrudgingly resign yourself to a full 5 days of misery. It's just TUESDAY, boring, too-far-from-Friday Tuesday; hell even the NAME sounds boring. TOOZ-DAY. BARF. Well, let me at least brighten your …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU August 2, 2011

This week's testiMOANials range from the cute to the flirty to the all-out raunchy... and we're okay with all of 'em. Here are OBC's top 5 testimonials of the week! 1) "Met someone who is just awesome and we click perfectly. Don't know what will happen next but I'm ready to give it a shot! …

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THIS is How You Quit Taco Bell

BCU July 15, 2011

According to the source, a young employee at a Taco Bell in decided to make a bold exit from his position at fast food chain Taco Bell after his manager (Adam, apparently) refused to let him have Fourth of July off despite having worked the past 22 days in a row.I can only say I'm …

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Russian Woman Beats Robber, Makes Him Her Sex Slave

BCU July 13, 2011

Now this is the kind of abuse we like from women! According to a reports, a Russian hairdresser was working in her salon when a man entered the front door, intending to rob the place. Unbeknownst to him, the thin blonde hairdresser also had a black belt in karate, so things did NOT go his …

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Weirdest Burglary/Sex/Car Accident Story of the Week

BCU July 1, 2011

I am going to provide this story word-for-word, with no paraphrasing, because it is just too funny to tamper with: "A man wearing only a rain coat was taken into police custody after a garage burglary and sexual encounter on Sunday. The Jefferson County Sheriff's Department said the man and a woman were in the …

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Fan Presenter Awkward Moment at the BET Awards

BCU June 28, 2011

I saw this story yesterday, but was so overwhelmed by a sense of second-hand embarrassment that I couldn't bring myself to post it. Now that the dust has settled a bit and I feel less like throwing up, I figured I'd share this little gem. According to TMZ, BET invited a few "super-fans" to present …

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Go The F*** To Sleep

BCU June 15, 2011

I don't have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it's NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I've read about infanticide and …

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Hugh Hefner's Wedding is Off

BCU June 14, 2011

In 'surprising' news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal "had a change of heart," but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil.Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the affair …

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Anthony Weiner Apologizes for Innapropriate Tweets

BCU June 7, 2011

We don't normally talk politics on BCU, because I mean, boo, who cares, everyone sucks, but the recent news about New York congressman Anthony Weiner and his accidental tweeting of a picture of his underwear-clad junk last week caught our attention, and we just had to report on it. If you recall, Weiner posted a …

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Most WTF Search Terms: Volume 5

BCU May 24, 2011

I don't know if you heard the news, but Harold Camping, the wet toothpick who runs FamilyRadio, has said that the Rapture DID happen. It was just a "spiritual rapture," and the true biz-nass is going down on October 21st, just like he said before. Good to know - at least we get to enjoy …

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Obviously Obvious News: Americans Don't Believe Osama Got his Virgins

BCU May 20, 2011

As a bleeding heart hippie liberal who thinks we should all ride bikes everywhere and have free health care, I tend to treat Fox News Station the way I would a senile great-grandfather. Lots of eye-rolling, "uh-huh"s, and the occasional desire to shove an ether soaked rag in his mouth. However, on this blog I …

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World’s Oldest Newlyweds

BCU May 4, 2011

Here are the best parts of this story: 1. Forrest and Rose?! Are you kidding me?! It's official: not only are the the oldest, but they are the cutest couple in the history of mankind. 2. I hope with everything in my soul that I am able to lift my diabetic foot up from my …

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Reminder on St. Paddy's: Drunk Guys Think They're Hot

BCU March 17, 2011

Bars are opening across the country and many restrictions are being dropped -- and it just so happens to be the holiday that most inspires people to get complete hammered drunk. What could go wrong? If you're a single dude looking to go out and enjoy some drinks to celebrate this Irish holiday - let …

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Cops Bust 400-pound Shoplifter

BCU February 18, 2011

In another edition of BCU's Stories Behind the Crime Report, we have the story of Jerrie Perkins, age 30. Jerrie must have been having a bad day. She really wanted a new Blu-Ray player... perhaps because her friend Sal had just given her a copy of Inception and she wanted to see what the hype …

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Top 5 Most WTF Search Terms

BCU January 25, 2011

Every once in a while, we at the BCU offices take a moment to reflect over the past few weeks. We think about all the interesting and intriguing things we've seen, from videos of guys sticking quarters in their belly buttons, to important news about the current state of young adult relationships, to awesome photos …

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Nerd Orgy

BCU August 26, 2010

Craiglist's "casual encounters" section is a virtual candy store of weird fetishes, transsexual prostitution, and gay dudes who refuse to accept their gayness and instead rely on "mutual touching, I'm not gay" experiences. And yet, even I was surprised when I came across this ad for an orgy (I'm sorry, "friendly adult party") at the …

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How San Diegans Spot a Tourist

BCU August 4, 2010

A recent LIFE slideshow listed the ways that New Yorkers are able to spot a tourist -- from how slow they walk to how they gawk at celebrities. As a person who is planning on making a trip to the other coast this year, I felt a little miffed (codeword for annoyed as s***), because …

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Reflections on Comic-Con 2010

BCU July 26, 2010

I guess I should probably restate that subject line as "Reflections on Comic-Con 2010 from Someone Who Went for the Last Five Minutes of One Day," but that's just not as catchy, is it? I'll be honest, my experience of this year's SDCC International was... less than stellar. I spent most of the weekend slinging …

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5 Things You'll See at Comic Con 2010

BCU July 20, 2010

As a server who has worked in the Gaslamp district for three summers now, I feel as though I have a bit of insight that could potentially help those Downtown industry-newbies who are about to experience the wrath of the 150,000 person convention this year. If you're reading this, and you have not yet mentally …

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Whale Breaches Onto Yacht

BCU July 20, 2010

There are few things in the world more pleasant than riding on a yacht. The fresh air, the blue water, the wind in your face... you could spend a beautiful sunny day doing nothing but lounging about, drinking some fruity blended drink and sleeping away. Unless you were riding on this yacht in Cape Town, …

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