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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU May 22, 2012

One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe's brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU May 15, 2012

In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it's easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you're reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it's likely that you aren't even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you've got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you're-The-One, I'm-in-L-O-V-E …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU May 8, 2012

Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn't it? It's so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it's already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we're lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU May 1, 2012

Today marks the 40th consecutive week of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, a feat that we think, if anything, shows that traditional dating sites aren't the only right way to meet a friend, lover, or companion online. Although dating sites like eHarmony and Match promise to find you your soul mate, we have found that the "unexpected" romance …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU April 24, 2012

The weather is strange in San Diego today. The winds are blowing but the air is warm, there are dark clouds rolling in but it's not cold out. That means a storm is on the horizon. I don't know about you, but springtime showers are the ultimate mood enhancer, if-you-know-what-I-mean. And it appears that it …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU April 17, 2012

The last 30-odd weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesday posts have been heart-warming and unexpected romances being born from hot hookups, and we are, of course, always excited to see monogamous relationships bloom. However, as a website called OnlineBootyCall.com, we're also A-OK with less-conventional relationships too! This one, for example. Here is my story: my hub has …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU April 10, 2012

Whenever I'm planning the week's posts for the blog, I tend to mark one as "#TTuesday" to remind me to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post. However, I realized last night that that could stand for a number of things, including "Taco Tuesday." Ever heard of it? No? It might be a San Diego thing, for …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU April 3, 2012

DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I'm starting to get nervous that I won't get everything done that's on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven't finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU March 27, 2012

It's the beginning of Spring, a time when many old-fashioned types would say "love is in the air!" Certainly the movie Bambi, which I can't even think about without tearing up a little bit (POOR BAMBI'S MOM), showed that the blooming flowers and warmer air promotes feelings of attraction and intrigue. However, we at OBC …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU March 20, 2012

If there is one thing we've been shocked to see in the past 35 weeks (holy crap!) of testiMOANials, it's that almost 100% of them have ended in long-term, fulfilling relationships. While critics of our site tend to believe that OBC is nothing but a seedy street corner with dudes trying to get a cheap …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU March 13, 2012

After a week of disastrous marriages (think Dennis Quaid and this twice-mistress), it seems a good time to remind our readers that yes, LOVE DOES EXIST OUT THERE, and we aren't opposed to it. We just believe that people should start looking for love in new ways. Instead of thinking that the steps have to …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU March 6, 2012

There are many things in life that are short but sweet: a run-in with a friend you haven't seen in ages, a hilarious episode of your favorite TV show, an awesome one-night stand, your daily allotted Thin Mint cookie because you've really been putting a lot of weight on recently and Spring is nearly here …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU February 28, 2012

It's that time of week again, where we learn of folks who became more than friends. They thought they'd only meet booty calls, but instead found friendship, love, and all! While other sites promise marriage and don't succeed, these testiMOANials prove OBC is the best, indeed! "I met a special person who was interested in …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU February 22, 2012

Sometimes a person, and I won't say who, forgets that it's a three-day weekend and therefore forgets that Tuesday is the first day of the week and THEREFORE forgets to post the weekkly testiMOANials. Sometimes that just happens and that person is very sorry that they forgot but they realize their mistake so you shouldn't …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU February 14, 2012

After last week's publicity surrounding our weekly testiMOANials, it's not much of a surprise that this week we had more than ever! And on Valentine's Day, no less? It's fate - the world needed to know how many people are finding love (and awesome booty) on OBC! Check out this week's testimonials and if you …

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OBC is in the News!

BCU February 8, 2012

After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn't know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU February 7, 2012

You know what's obnoxious? When you're doing some online shopping for, oh, I don't know, Belgian waffle irons because damnit you love Belgian waffles and you deserve to eat them everyday, and then BAM, on the side of the screen some cheesy ass dating site ad pops up that's like, "this ridiculously hot 18 year …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU January 31, 2012

Sometimes things are just not as they seem. Bugs camouflage themselves to look like birds, crazy street art makes you feel like you're falling off a cliff, and a website with the name OnlineBootyCall finds love (and sometimes even marriage) for its members every single day. This is the 27th week of testiMOANial Tuesdays, and …

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Poor Trekkie Loses His Star Trek Themed Home in Divorce

BCU January 27, 2012

If this weren't a story about divorce, and instead just about a guy who spent thousands of dollars making his home look like a to-scale replica of the Star Trek ship. I would giggle and poke fun and tease the guy for clearly being a loser and having nothing better to do with his time …

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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU January 24, 2012

In the wake of the Heidi Klum Seal Divorce Story That Rocked the World to Its Core Oh My God, it wouldn't surprise me if many people began to question the merits of relationships completely. However, maybe it's instead just time for us to find NEW ways to find love, instead of expecting some fairy …

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