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San Diego's Pride Festival Was Insane, As Usual

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Have you ever wanted to consume a 25 oz. margarita in the blazing heat of July? Or see a really pasty white guy in nothing but ass-less chaps, making out with another dude in nothing but ass-less chaps? Or stand too close to three super obese women in body paint? I'm sure you do, so …
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iDosing... A Drug Epidemic?

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I always assumed that someday in the future, people would look at our iPod touches and laugh, thinking, HA! What primitive music wear! To think, they didn't have microchips embedded in their occipital lobes through which all the music in the world could be streamed at any moment of the day. Instead, it turns out …
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5 Required Materials for the 4th Of July

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If my Googling is correct (I don't do math), Sunday marks the 234th Independence Day of our nation. We broke free from the shackles of unfair taxation and fancy-pants accents and said, NO THANK YOU to the letter U getting all up in certain words. That was 1776, a time of wooden teeth and pooping …
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BeautifulPeople.com Creates Sperm Bank

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It's been a while since our last post regarding the openly douchey dating site BeautifulPeople.com. If you recall, they were slammed by critics everywhere (including yours truly) for expelling some 5,000 members for putting on weight after the holidays. Which is SUPER douchey. Apparently, Founder Robert Hintze said, “Letting fatties roam the site is a …
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New Weight Loss Trend is Awful

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Back in my day, we used to use a combination of diet and exercise to lose weight. You whippersnappers will never know the misery of cutting down your calorie intake, eating lots of fruits and vegetables, and working out for an hour... YES, AN HOUR! three to four times a week to improve health and …
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5 Things That Will Ruin Your Summer

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Did you know BCU is based out of San Diego, CA? It's true. We are very fortunate to live and work in America's Finest City, home of the Chargers, purveyor of fine Mexican food, and residence of most of the attractive people this side of the Mississippi. Here are some fun things about San Diego …
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So, Apparently Getting Engaged Can Kill You?

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Talk about signs from the heavens -- Richard Butler, a Knoxville, TN man recently decided that he was going to take a big, ill-fated step when he purchased an engagement ring and planned a trip to a local mountaintop with his girlfriend to propose to her. Bethany Lott was a nature-lover, enjoyed hiking and even …
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Woman Fired From Bank for Being Too Hot

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First the 130 pound girl was fired for being too heavy for Hooters, and now this -- a woman named Debrahlee Lorenzana has been fired from her position at a bank for being "too hot" for her position at a Citibank in Manhattan. First, they demanded a very strict dress code (including no pencil skirts, …
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Killer's Man Boobs Too Offensive to Show

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In some sort of sadistic, twisted way, being on a Most Wanted list is kind of awesome. You probably consider yourself the ultimate bad ass- like maybe someday they'll make a movie about you and Benicio Del Toro will play you and maybe even win an Oscar or something. What ruins those chances, though, is …
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3 Drinks To Avoid Before Summer

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Memorial Day is frequently considered the start of Summer. Finally May Gray has ended, and assuming your state doesn't suck and have to deal with June Gloom, it's sunshine and bathing suits from here until September. Guess what that means, ladies and gentlemen: time to slim down for Summer! The obvious way to lose a …
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Shrek's McFlurry Flavor Sounds Shady

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I was never really a fan of Shrek. I mean, sure it had some funny parts, and any movie with a character named "Puss" is gonna make me laugh like a pre-pubescent boy, but as a whole, the Shrek trilogy (four-logy?) just was a big barrel of blah in my book. And now, there is …
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E! Celebrates 20th Anniversary

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When I think of the E! channel, I generally think of a dirty syringe full of an unknown drug that a homeless person might find in a dumpster. It's absolutely the most repulsive idea in the world to inject yourself with it, but hey, you're homeless, so what have you got to lose? And then …
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Teen Werewolves: No, We're Not Kidding.

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I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs... …
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What Will The Lost Stars Do Now?

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I am, as you know, completely unqualified to discuss anything having to do with Lost, the monumental ABC show that ended this... what... Sunday? I don't even know. However, I do enjoy wondering what stars of highly-popular and cult-followed programs will do once they move on. Will they go the Danica McKeller of The Wonder …
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College Professor Jailed for Sex Club

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Talk about party poopers. A Chinese computer science professor was recently arrested and jailed for 3 and a half years for admitting to holding orgies, or as he called them, "swinging games," which sounds more like youth baseball camp if you ask me, but hey, I guess I don't know that much about orgies. 53-year-old …
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Why MySpace is Dead

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MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with …
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