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How to Roll a Joint is Trending

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Several states voted to legalize marijuana this week, and it seems as though the citizens want to celebrate by sparking up, but aren't exactly sure how! According to TMZ, the search phrase "how to roll a joint" has been blowin UP on the East Coast. Via TMZ: Folks in New Jersey have green on the …
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Nudist Colony Experiences COVID Outbreak

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6 feet apart, everyone! Sacre bleu! According to the Daily Mail, France just got had the corona knocked back into them thanks to an outbreak stemming at a NUDIST COLONY. Via DM: At least 95 people at the resort of Cap d'Agde, 30 miles south of Montpellier, have tested positive for the virus so far …
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Singing Surgeon is the Hero We Need

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While the celeb cover of Imagine was NOT RECEIVED well, we have to admit we've gone all heart-eyes over the Haitian Dr. Elvis Francois, who alongside the piano-playing Dr. William Robinson has been belting out cover songs and breaking hearts (while saving lives). The duo have even scored a record deal in Nashville... and it's …
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GOOD NEWS: COVID-19 May Not Be As Deadly As We Thought

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In more pleasant news than we've heard in some time, a recent study out of Los Angeles suggests that Coronavirus, and the disease it causes, COVID-19, may not be as deadly as previously though - and all our #QuarantineAndChill seshes haven't been in vain! That could mean our most loved restaurants, bars, parks, beaches, gyms, …
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Nike Pivots to Making Face Masks

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Someday in the future, we will remember the strange times of 2020. Of social distancing, and Zoom orgies, rampant unemployment and terrifying death rates. But this may be the weirdest thing that we will remember about the Coronavirus pandemic - Nike has shifted some of their massive resources to making face masks for our medical …
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Beyonce's Performance at Kobe's Memorial Broke the Internet's Heart

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"Broke the internet" is a term that gets flung around a lot, so we're not saying that Beyonce's mashup of XO/Halo at Kobe and Gianna Bryant's memorial service "broke the internet", but it's certainly broken the internet's heart. The songstress put her heart and soul into a performance for the father and daughter that were …
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The Bachelor Jumps the Fence

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Surprise, surprise, another Bachelor goes down in flames. Last night's episode was one for the books, culminating in The Virgin Colton literally hopping a fence in a rage. Via BuzzFeed: After frontrunner contestant Cassie Randolph told him she wasn't sure if she was ready for marriage, Colton begged her to stay. However, she decided to …
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News Station Accidentally Tweets Gay Porn

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Oh gaaaawd it's my worst nightmare. Have you ever opened the browser on your phone to show someone the sweet new car you're thinking of buying, only to accidentally open it to your last visited page (a Google search asking if it's "okay that my pee is the color of pomegranate")? Or to be showing …
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Couple Arrested For Sex On Roof of Chipotle

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Sometimes you just don't know when THE MOOD will hit. Maybe it's in the middle of a first date dinner when you found out the chick across from you likes Die Hard as much as you. Or while walking down the street on a hot day when you both yell "man I want a margarita" …
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Ladies Are Going Crazy Over this Handsome Felon

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You may remember a few years ago when this gorgeous law-breaker's mugshot went viral - guys around the world created memes declaring their love for the blue-eyed, pouty lipped stunner. Yesterday, though, a new mugshot hit the web and this time, it's fo' da ladies. Meet multiple felon and currently jailed sexpot, Jeremy Meeks: Jeremy's …
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Porn Star Wants to Bang 23 Guys on Her 23rd Birthday

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If you're a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you've already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the "work week" making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you'll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it's the last time of …
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Cop Has Mistress Call 911 to Hook Up

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You know how sometimes you're at work, and you're like "ugh, I wish I wasn't here, I wish I was off gettin' booty somewhere"? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start making it happen. Sadly, his tryst was pretty damn illegal. Via Philly.com: Former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting reportedly met a woman …
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Kids Not Allowed to Say Hump Day Anymore

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I... I just don't know what to think of this. On one hand, COME ON. There are people in offices who do this on a daily basis (I'm looking at you, Craig. Seriously, it's not funny anymore) and no one is getting reprimanded for it (but seriously, Craig, stop). Way to suspend children who are …
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Old Man Murders Wife For Putting Bottle Cap On Too Tight

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Welcome back, #teamSINGLE! How was your weekend? Did you get to use some of our tips for getting laid? Or did you, like someone I know, get thrown against a wall by a bout of the flu so bad it felt like maybe your insides were revolting and trying to secede from your body? Well, …
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DO Join OBC. Don't Have Sex With Teenagers.

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After a recent string of stories about desperate folks resorting to horribly creepy and illegal acts in order to get laid, I have decided to begin a new series of posts about reasons to join OBC, thereby avoiding the atrocities these people had to commit. For example, Join OBC, Don't F*ck A Horse. Or Join …
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This Week on BCU

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Ugh, what a boring week. Seriously - I was on a HUNT for some juicy gossip, something super weird, ANYTHING that would make you go WTF, but nothing happened! It's like the world forgot that we have millions upon millions of internet users to placate. STEP UP YOUR GAME, WORLD. Oh well, here are all …
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This Week on BCU

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When do you think we'll have a week that isn't punctuated by awful news? It seems like every week there's a hurricane or a tornado or a bombing or a violent protest. It kinda makes you wonder if the Earth has just had enough of us humans and is plotting (with the help of malaria …
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This Week on BCU

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Good afternoon, y'all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we've learned this week, eh? (Do you like how I started southern and ended Canadian? No? Me neither. Let's move on.) We laughed (and …
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Charles Ramsey Wins the Internet

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Yesterday, three Cleveland women and a fourth 6-year-old girl were rescued from a house in which they had been kept captive for the past DECADE. Not many details have been released, but what is known is that Amanda Berry, Gina deJesus, and Michelle Knight, as well as a daughter that Amanda had while captive are …
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This Week on BCU

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This was another great week on BCU! We did so many activities! Let's just jump right in so you can get outta those work clothes and head out for a weekend of debauchery sensible drinking and low-calorie, healthy meals! Whatever did we talk about this week? We gave you 5 great reasons why you, as …
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