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Woman Arrested For Selling Porn Door-To-Door

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You know, America really is a big ol' hypocrite. One minute it's saying, "hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!" and "the government doesn't owe you anything!" and "yes ma'am, that uninsured ER visit WILL cost $40,000, how many times are you going to ask?" …
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A Meteor Hit Russia

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I normally try to keep the news on OBC light-hearted and fun, and have often ignored big(ish) news stories on the basis that they were a huge bummer and I didn't feel like casting a shadow over the whole day. However, a news story has erupted this morning that would just be wrong not to …
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Weekend News Roundup

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The second NFL tragedy in two weeks... yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr. [DeadSpin] Manny Pacquiao was knocked out for the first time since 1991 by a brutal sixth-round punch from Juan Manuel Marquez. It …
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Weekend News Roundup

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Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shocked the nation by shooting and killing his girlfriend, then going to the stadium and shooting himself in front of his coaches and other team personnel. [Kansas City Star] Some people won shit-ton of money in the Powerball lottery. I don't care. I DO think it's funny that some …
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Weekend News Roundup

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Wal-Mart workers staged a walkout on Black Friday. Seriously: GOOD LUCK, GUYS. [ Common Dreams] When Oprah says that something isn't profitable, you believe her. [DailyMail] Two Colts cheerleaders shaved their heads in honor of their team's leukemia-stricken coach. And still looked gorgeous. [BuzzFeed] The Classy Chris Brown Files, #43,998 [Dlisted] Lindsay Lohan's comeback movie, …
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Barack Obama: FOUR MORE YEARS!

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Did anybody stay up late enough to watch Obama's acceptance speech last night? It was LAAAAATE, dude! All you on the East Coast were hanging on till past 1 am, and my old decrepit body was just barely keeping from dozing off at 10:30. However, once Mitt Romney finally conceded (and made what is probably …
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George Lucas Sold Lucasfilm to Disney

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This is probably as relevant to BCU as a poop stain is to a Miss America Pageant (good comparison or BEST comparison?), but I just had to share the mind-blowingly disappointing news that George Lucas has officially sold Lucasfilm to Disney for a CRAZY-BALLS price of $4.05 BILLION. And now the production of Star Wars, …
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Brazilian Man Forced to Watch Porn Wins $25,000 from Ambev

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If your company's "manager incentive" program involved watching porn and attending prostitute parties, you might think you had died and gone to heaven. Not so much for one Brazilian employee of beverage company Ambev - the Latin American unit of Anheuser-Busch InBev, the world's largest beer brewer. According to the Huffington Post, the Brazilian man …
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Is it Racist? Mitt Romney's Birther Joke

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Sometimes Friday just needs a nice healthy dose of anger to get your weekend started, and this week's is from our good friends Mittens McMoneybags (aka Mitt Romney), the Republican nominee for President, who decided that his most recent rally in Michigan was the perfect place to remind people of the totally absurd and vaguely-racist …
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Chad Johnson Headbutted His Wife

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Reason #19,041 not to get married: you might find condom wrappers in your husband's car, and then you guys might get in a fight over it, and then he might HEADBUTT YOU. According to TheSuperficial, that's exactly what happened to football star Chad "ochocinco" Johnson this weekend when he allegedly headbutted his wife of six …
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Weekend News Roundup!

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I realized recently that when coming back from a weekend of partying, hanging out with friends, getting booty, and ignoring the interwebz altogether, many of us miss out on the top news of the weekend. Fast-forward to next weekend, and someone is like "hey did you hear about the new Mars Rover landing safely? Huge …
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Rodney King Found Dead

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Hear the name Rodney King, and what do you think of? Some think of the racial turmoil in the US during the late 80s and early 90s. Others think of abusive of power that many police officers still take part in to this day. Some just repeat the famous line, "can we all just get …
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars at a Gala

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This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I'm sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with …
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Is It Racist? Kid Dresses in Black Face for MLK Report

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It's too early for this! It's Monday! We're all still rolling out of bed and trying to find a cab home getting coffee and an Eggo waffle! Why do these things have to pop up on my news feed before I've put my contacts in?!! Oh well. Time and weird racism stories wait for no …
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RIP Junior Seau

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Breaking News: Former Patriots (and our home team, the Chargers) linebacker was found this morning in his Oceanside, CA home, dead of an apparent gunshot wound to the chest. Police statements claim he was found by his girlfriend, who called 911. Paramedics attempted to save the 43-year-old, 12-time NFL Pro-Bowler, but he was pronounced dead …
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Planned Parenthood Turns Down Donation From Tucker Max

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I remember when I first got my hands on a copy of Tucker Max's controversial book, "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." I had heard that it was a hilariously honest, if not politically-incorrect look at the world of dating for a guy who can get any girl, and thought hey - why not …
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Mega Millions Winner Cheats Co-Workers Out of Winnings

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Well, THIS was bound to happen - according to RadarOnline, one of the winners of this weekend's MegaMillions lottery (the biggest amount for a lottery of all time) is coming under heat from her co-workers at McDonald's, because they claim they all chipped in for the ticket that won the big bucks ($218 million dollars!). …
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Worst Lottery Luck Ever

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Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a "tax on the stupid," I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn't win a dollar, because …
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Some Woman Says Jeremy Piven is Bad at Oral Sex

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The internet can be a wonderful thing. It can help people share information, keep in contact with friends and family, and meet new people. On the other hand, it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world ever, because 2 Girls 1 Cup happened, and gossip websites are more powerful than ever, …
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