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Casey Anthony Might Do Porn

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You know how sometimes you're accused of murdering your two-year old, and no really knows if you did it but it sure LOOKS like you did it, and at this point even YOU'RE not sure if you did it, and you go to court and are miraculously acquitted even though all signs point to you …
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Chris Hansen Caught Cheating on His Wife

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I promised myself that I would never cite the National Enquirer as a legitimate source. I mean, Star Magazine, sure. Us Magazine, yeah, why not... you know, even TheDailyMail, which is like the UK's most trashy website ever sometimes has legit stuff. But The National Enquirer? The magazine that says Oprah is secretly a lesbian …
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Lost Actor Marries 16-Year-Old Girl

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Sometimes grandparents say things like "this country is going to sh*t," and you're like, "Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven't even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath." Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign …
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This Couple Knows How to Riot

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I don't know about you, but I always assumed that Canadians were the most mild-mannered humans on the planet. Like the type of person that you'd bump into on the subway and they'd apologize. I still think that's probably true, except in this case...Apparently this weekend the Boston Bruins beat out the Vancouver Canucks (oh, …
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Inmate Admits to Shooting Tupac

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So, I wonder if this will finally put a stop to the rumors that Tupac is on the moon or in a pyramid or in New Zealand - according to The Huffington Post, Dexter Isaac, an inmate and longtime associate of James "Jimmy Henchman" Rosemund, released a statement from prison claiming that he was in …
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Anthony Weiner's Wife is Pregnant

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In what is officially the cherry on the Weinergate scandal cake, the New York Times is reporting that Anthony Weiner's wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin is pregnant. YUP. PREGGERS. At a time like this. GOOD JOB, WEIN. In his apology, Weiner claimed that he and his wife would try and work through the infidelity, saying …
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Anthony Weiner's Penis Pic Hits the Web - NSFW

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I remember when I got my first cell phone. I was 17. It was this weird bubbly lookin' Kyocera thing, and my parents (smart as they were) picked a pay-as-you-go plan so that I wouldn't end up accidentally charging their accounts 200 bucks by talking on the phone for three hours to my friend in …
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Did Anthony Weiner Tweet a Pic of His Penis?

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Good morning! Great start to today with a little "Oh god oh god oh god, what did I do what did I do?!!" news.Sometimes I think smartphone interface designers don't have our best interests in mind. I know at least on MY cell phone, my camera's "share" feature places the Facebook, Twitter, and SMS buttons …
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Tupac is Still Alive

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HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often... silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they've been tricked. You know, instead of like, breaking into my college's database and stealing my social security number to order porn off the internet. …
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Best News Headline Ever

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After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it's really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives day in and day out, for little recognition and the joy of driving an ugly Crown Victoria. …
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'Teach Me How To Dougie' Singer Dead at 22

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Everyone from club goers to old people to NFL stars to the First Lady herself knew the 'Teach Me How to Dougie' dance and its song's catchy chorus, so it's with a sad heart that we report singer Montae Talbert, aka MBone of Cali Swag District is dead at the young age of 22. Although …
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IS IT RACIST? Sarah Palin vs Common

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You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not EVERYTHING is about race, but it's really hard not to when people still put monkey faces on …
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Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Ruins It

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In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn't a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for …
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USC Student Goes at it on the Roof!

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In what is simultaneously awesome and sorta kinda douche-ville, we recently learned of a viral story about a USC Kappa Sigma member who was photographed having VERY public sex. As in, "on the edge at the top of the highest building on campus during a massive sorority philanthropy event in broad daylight" public.The nameless college …
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Massive Earthquake in Japan

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Being that this blog is generally centered around sex and celeb gossip and the occasional poop joke, you might not take us very seriously when it comes to real, hard-hitting news. However, in my year or so writing for BCU we have experiences a handful of undeniably terrifying natural disasters including the 2010 Haiti and …
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Black People Told to "Behave" at Tyler Perry Movie

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There is a "stereotype" that African-American movie-goers tend to be more "vocal" during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American portion of the crowd might be more likely to voice any particular moment of fear, shock, or amazement that the white viewers in the audience. …
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Men Can't Learn from Hot Chicks

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Guess what's BACK, everyone! It's Obviously Obvious News, straight from channel obvious in Obviousville! According to a very scientific and most likely extremely expensive study, two researchers from Indiana University learned that when men are explained something by a hot girl, they don't remember it as well. After having men watch a sexualized news anchor …
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Notorious B.I.G Murder Case 'Reinvigorated'

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Having just finished the biopic Notorious a couple days ago, I realized that I never really took that big of an interest in the whole Biggie Smalls/Tupac Shakur murder saga that overwhelmed the 90s. It could be because I spent most of that decade under the age of ten and was too busy making sure …
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Julian Assange Looking for a Booty Call?

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Twitter is ablaze today with news that someone unearthed an interesting new aspect of Wikileaks' founder Julian Assange's past life. The Australian, who is currently in prison with no chance of bail for "sexual assault" (air quoting real hard over here) apparently had an online dating adventure about three to four years back on the …
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BREAKING NEWS: Ochocinco Getting Married

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Dearest friends and family, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great and noble singleton. Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson, football player, reality television star, friend. Although we may now witness him moving onto the next part of his journey, the journey of death marital bliss with model and VH1 star Evelyn Lozada, we …
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