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Bill Clinton is in the Hangover 2

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You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob from a fat intern, is going to be in the sequel to the Hangover. According to People, "Clinton, who’ll …
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Which Is Grosser? Police Report Edition

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Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have been like, I don't know what to call this! Is this a special candle with a shell? I don't understaaaand! Not unlike the invention of the lightbulb, this new addition to the BCU feature set is an unprecedented blog post …
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Things You Don't Need: A Sex Toy Drive-Through

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Hey, I'm the first to admit that sometimes "The Urge" comes, and there is just really nothing that is going to stop you from, well, "popping one off." That's one of the many times it's extremely convenient to have a booty call waiting, because you can give them a ring (or send a booty call …
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NSFW: Rugby Player Violates Friend’s Dog

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Brett Favre can breathe a sigh of relief today knowing that he is not the only (nor the most vile) sports star revealing his business to the world. Rugby player Joel Monaghan tweeted (yes, 100% publicly TWEETED) a photo of himself getting FELLATED by a DOG. According to the reports, he was supposed to be …
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Breathalyzer Busted for Drunk Driving

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Irony (n): an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected, or the incongruity of this.So the question is, is a guy in a breathalyzer suit, on Halloween, getting pulled over and arrested for a DUI irony? Or is it a coincidence? Or was it perhaps fate? To be fair, he …
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Great Protest Sign, or GREATEST Protest Sign?

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This past weekend was the Jon Stewart/Steven Colbert rally event in Washington DC that people have been talking about for weeks. A counterpoint to the Glenn Beck rally earlier this year, it brought in over 200,000 people from around the country, all "Rallying for Sanity," and reminding our nation to get out and vote on …
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Guy Waterboards His Cheating Girlfriend

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Actually, let me rephrase that: Guy Waterboards His Girlfriend Who He SUSPECTS May or May Not Be Cheating on Him. Reason #97,489 to not get into a long term relationship: someone will perform military grade torture practices on you because you MIGHT have cheated on them. According to reports, Trevor Case, of Indiana, had already …
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Man Collecting Belly Button Lint Since 1984

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Poll time. Belly button lint: funny, gross, or a combination of the two? I don't know about you but I lean towards super f*cking disgusting, so when I heard this story at Gawker that a man named Graham Barker had been saving his own belly button lint for the past 26 years, I basically almost …
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Crocodile on Plane Kills 19 Passengers

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Reason #429,301 not to leave the house: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all. So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale, because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According …
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Students Fined $86,000 For a Kegger

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Ah yes, college keggers. Nothing says "I'm working to further my education so as to become a productive member of society" than 250 people chugging cheap beer, watching chicks making out in a corner, and waking up in your own urine. Sarcastic as that may be, let's be honest -- we've all done it. Cops …
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Owner of Segways Drives Segway Off Cliff

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this photo is completely classless and inappropriate. and also hilarious. Jimi Heselden, millionaire owner of the Segway company, died yesterday when he drove one of his motorized scooters off a cliff into a river. I don't think there is much more to say about that, except that I hope the scooters in heaven have more …
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Old People Are Scientifically Jerks

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We all love our grandparents. They're wise, have stories about our parents that we can save in our shame arsenal, and are usually purveyors of those hard butterscotch candies that no one else seems to like, but damn I love 'em. However, a new study has been released that seems to imply that old people, …
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John Lennon’s Toilet Seat Sells for $14,740

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If someone came along and handed me 15 grand, and said, "do whatever you want with this money, no one will ever know," I'd like to say that I'd put half into a savings account and like, I dunno, make a down payment on a house with the other half? Who knows. Maybe I'd go …
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno?

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When you think of television shows that you really wish were made into a porn parody, what comes to mind? Friends? Entourage? True Blood? Obviously not, because those might actually be sexy and entertaining, right?! I'm sure your first idea for a primetime porn parody would be Curb Your Enthusiasm, RIGHT?! RIGHT?! Well, too bad …
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