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The Subway Shoe Licker

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I think we've all come to the realization that even if you're not falling off the platform and getting brutally run over by it, the NYC subway is a terrifying place. Whether you're getting molested by a racist naked guy or getting attacked by a dog-sized rat or witnessing a grown-ass man put a rat …
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Drunk Lady Can't Get Out of the Ocean

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It's been a while since San Diego decided to pass its controversial Prop D, which banned consumption of alcoholic beverages on the sands of our many beaches. It feels like just yesterday, though, because we are still pissed. Especially because the debacle that lead to that proposition getting on the ballot was absolutely, positively, no …
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Hiding Things In Your Vagina is the New Public Brawl

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Now that someone has been RUN OVER in the midst of a public brawl, I'd like to hope that firework of a trend has officially died away. And luckily, I think it can now, with the appearance of a new style - storing things in your vagina. We always knew that ladies and gents were …
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Dumb Criminal Off

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Annnnnd we're back with this week's dumb criminal off, which pits a nutjob and his bath salts against a dummy and his beer! If you're like me, you keep up to date on your White-Trash Drug of the Week, but if not here's what you missed: "Bath Salts" are the street name for a substance …
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WTF of the Day: Adult Babies

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Legacy embedded media You guys, sometimes I worry about myself in this job. I sit here for several hours, hunting for the weirdest, strangest, most WTF junk on the internet to show you, but sometimes it ends up giving me horrific nightmares. And I can't go back to my normal life at night. And no …
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Obama Dead?

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Oh, nope. Never mind. Fox News is just run by racist idiots. Got it.
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Guy Gets William and Kate Tattoos. On His Teeth.

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There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands …
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Lame Rapper Can't Handle His Weed

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YouTube has made many people famous. Some for being a complete imbeciles (that dummy who texted her way into a fountain and tried to sue), some for bring idiot criminals (this, this, this, and 50 other thises), some for brutally injuring themselves (that guy that kicked through a wall [trust me, you don't want to …
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World's Craziest Methhead?

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I was very proud a few days ago to have found the World's Dumbest Criminal, and I wondered how I could ever even top that in the weekly Dumb Criminal Off... I mean that guy was just a GEM. However, it turns out that while he may in fact be the world's DUMBEST criminal, he …
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WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL

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It is with bittersweet tears that I announce that this may be the last post about dumb criminals that you will ever see on BCU this year. Despite my post earlier this week with the lovely and talented wheelchair hunter versus the mailman who ate too much Taco Bell, we have a latecomer to the …
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Dumb Criminal Off

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I always get giddy when I see a mugshot in my daily news feed because it means that someone did something REALLY dumb, and now we all get to gather to make fun of them! We've had everything from a naked DUI to a case of false identity to a guy with the munchies who …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms – Volume 4

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We're back this lovely Monday morning to bring your our favorite part of the week... going through our databases to find out how all you nutjobs got here in the first place. Yep, in case you didn't know, if you got here by searching something on Google or Yahoo or AltaVista or whatever, we know …
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Dumb Criminal Off

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This is pretty much my favorite part of the week: BCU's Dumb Criminal Off, where we take the funniest, most ridiculous crime stories of the past week and as YOU to decide who is dumber!The Naked DUILet's begin with 25-year-old Angela Ferranti, above, who was driving drunk in Florida (FLORIDA AGAIN?!) with her boyfriend who …
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Company Seeks All Naked Staff

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There is much debate on the internets today about whether or not this story is real or fake, and although I am usually one to hope and pray that every shocking story is true - I'm gonna have to keep my fingers crossed that this one is fake:According to Newswire, Nude House is a software …
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Murderer Wins ‘Miss Jail’ Contest in Brazil

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Obviously, we all knew that Brazilian women are notoriously hot. You can tell because like, 90% of our Victoria's Secret models can't speak English. However, I always just assumed that all the hot ones were exported up here to be super models or went directly from high school into high paying Latin weather-lady positions. I …
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UNF Oral Sex Photo Controversy

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So, looks like pictures of war victims with their faces' blown off are A-OK for a college newspaper, but a photo of a dude simulating going down on a girl WITH NO NAUGHTY BITS OR FACES showing is absolute filth and an abomination to the college. So says the staff of the University of North …
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Dumb Criminal of the Week: BK Brawler

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2011 began as year of the public brawl. It was a risky moment in fight-fashion (fightshon?) and for the first several weeks we were quite shocked by how many people were rocking the new fad. Unfortunately, public brawls began to flood the market. Every other day someone else was backhanding someone else on the subway …
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WTF: I BREASTFEED MY DAD

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In a world where we are just constantly bombarded by WTF, in the shape of dancing dogs and partly-retarded 100% retarded criminals, I have noticed that I have become partially numbed to the WTF. "Oh, you have a squirrel that can jet ski? That is SO 1998. Find me a one-legged squirrel that raised a …
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Dumb Criminal Off: Laptop Dancer Vs the Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident

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Is it just me or are criminals getting dumber by the day? Like, exponENtially dumber, right? Like when was the last time a headline said, "Expert Genius Criminal Pulls Off Phenomenally Difficult Heist And Gets Away With It And Does Nothing Dumb The Entire Time"? OH WAIT, BERNIE MADOFF (HEY-OHHHH, SOMEWHAT OUTDATED TOPICAL JOKE!). But …
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