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Woman Aims to be the Fattest in the World

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It's officially the end of summer vacation for most college students in San Diego, which was made apparent by the unusually high amount of drunk-asses parading their way through the streets of downtown this weekend.With the end of summer and the stress of classes and homework and career planning comes winter, and in my experience …
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Urinal Slip and Slide

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Remember yesterday when I said I would probably give up a million dollars if it meant I didn't have to ride on a terrifying water slide? Remember when I said that? Okay - new scenario. If you said "if you ride this terrifying death spiral ride one time, you DON'T have to do a slip-n-slide …
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The Worst Murder Story Ever

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The headline for this story was too long and complicated to attempt to squeeze into the subject box of this blog, so let me explain why this is the worst murder story ever: According to the Daily Mail, "James Kraig Kahler murdered his entire family when his request for a threesome led his wife to …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms: Volume 7

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Have you ever been to San Francisco? It's great. I could totally see myself living there if I didn't already live in the paradise city known as San Diego. However, San Francisco definitely has a higher ratio of weirdos to non-weirdos. Like, I know that everyone is inherently weird in their own way, but I …
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Creepy Masturbation Off

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It's been a while since we've had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different - two stories about masturbation, both in equal amounts of GROSS. It's up to you to decide who is creepier! Let's begin.A …
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Drunk Driver Douses Himself in Poop

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2011 has been a golden age for dumb criminals. Perhaps it was just the internet making mug shots and police reports more widely available, or maybe it was just a fad, like planking except actually funny. Either way, we have seen some of the most glorious dumb criminals of all time in the past eight …
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Man Dies From Playing XBox

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I'm sorry, I should restate that - man dies from being completely sedentary and playing video games for 12 hours a day for years on end. According to this report by the BBC, Chris Staniforth, 20, died due to a condition called Deep Vein Thrombosis, which is usually caused by sitting for extremely long periods …
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Top 3 Comic-Con Casual Encounters Ads

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As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. What I failed to consider, though, was that several of the sweet, albeit awkward men I was filling numerous Diet Cokes for were probably hunting …
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Booty Stabber on the Loose

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There is some creeper loose in Virginia who has been dubbed The Booty Slasher, for his apparent obsession with wandering around slashing women's butts with a box cutter or razor. He was last spotted at a Fairfax Forever 21 store, which is really scary to me because that is the only store I shop at …
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Stoner Steals Ambulance From House Fire

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We've written many posts about the dangers of the "bath salts" drug - a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California …
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Dancing Squid Meal Looks Horrifying

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MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid "dancing" in your bowl and by "dancing" I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON'T EAT THAT THING!
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Grocery Clerk Arrested For Putting Semen In Yogurt

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A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store.Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market when …
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WTF Standoff: Robot Mouth Vs. School of French Kissing For Dogs

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We've all been in relationships that just don't work out. Where you're in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can't determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you've been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you …
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Planking Has Gone Far Enough

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I didn't really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. "What are all these gol' durn youngins doin' with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!" Except in this case I'm a twentysomething thinking "ew …
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Eating Fail

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The idea of "fails" is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling "FAIL" in someone's face when they mess up isn't just unfunny, it's rude, but something about pointing out peoples' mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently …
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White Supremacist Picks Fight With Wrong Black Guy

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I don't believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear …
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Where Pickles Come From

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On a hot summer day at the beach, when the breeze is perfect and you have an icy lemonade and a sandwich (perhaps a club sandwich with pepper jack cheese, I don't know) and a bag of chips, there is only one thing that could make your meal more awesome.A pickle. A dill pickle to …
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Rent-A-Friend VHS Tape

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This is a preview of a 60 (SIXTY!) minute VHS video circa 1986, which features a friendly guy named Sam dressed in a egg-crate sweater being sociable and talking to the viewer, perhaps to serve as a friend or to help train people how to act in social situations. Interestingly, it could also very easily …
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Man Tries to Escape Prison in Suitcase

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They say love can not be tamed, but it can send you to a Mexican prison, which is kind of worse I think? According to AP, a young woman in Chetumal, Mexico, was detained after looking slightly suspicious carrying a large, bulky suitcase after a conjugal visit her husband in prison. According to the NY …
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Chronic Masturbation Syndrome Is a Thing

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Not only is "chronic masturbation syndrome" a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he suffers from it and believes that the jail he is serving time in should be required to let him have pornography in his cell to soothe it. Oh, and video games and a personal television set.21-year-old Kyle Richards is …
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