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Woman Arrested for Wanting Some Booty

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What a miserable world we live in when a nice young woman can not get her beloved boyfriend in the sack once in a while, right? According to the SmokingGun, though, that was exactly the behavior that prompted Melissa Minarsich to lose her mind and go ape-sh*t all over her boyfriend last night in Iowa …
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WTF Video of the Day

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I hope with all of my being that the creators of this video just happened upon a particularly potent strain of marijuana, smoked a particularly large amount of it, and then filmed with video because "dude, nothing makes sense in the world man, let's show that in this video." I hope to GOD that this …
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Vagina Tent (NSFW)

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Sometimes I worry that YouTube has too many normal, boring, completely mundane videos, don't you? Like, come ON. What an utterly boring and too-normal way to start a Friday, if you ask me.
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Worst Reuters Story Ever

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Um, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?Have a nice Thursday, everyone.Via Reuters
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Dumb Criminal of the Week

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Do you do yoga? I love yoga. It's calming, a great workout, and has been shown to improve your sex life. And the instructors are great inspiration because they tend to have some of the most bangin' bodies in the business. However, there are a few times when you might come across a rather, erm... …
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The Masturbating Cable Guy

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I don't know about you guys, but here in San Diego having cable is like, the WORST. No matter which company you decide to go with, you can really only count on three things - 1) it will suck, 2) it will be overpriced, and 3) when you call to complain for the 600th time …
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20 Creepy Sexual Innuendos From Cartoons

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If you're in my generation (that is Generation: Didn't Have Cell Phones In Junior High But Started Facebook so Suck It), you'll remember the nights rewinding through Disney movies to see the supposed boners and hear the raunchy whispers and see the word "sex" fly across the screen (note: none of those were true). Or …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms: Volume 8

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I have come to terms with the fact that the most people who read this blog (or accidentally come across it and close it immediately) are weirdos. Creeps, weirdos, freaks, nutjobs, psychos, and pervs. But it's fine, because I too am all of those things (especially a creep. I am a HUGE creep). And after …
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Jon Hamm and Fabio: Twinsies

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Oh god. OH GOD. Please, no. No. NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? I take back what I said earlier. There is no God.
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Because He's Too Fat To Fit in a Booth

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You may only know this because of the dozens of depressing commercials during yesterday's football games, but Sunday was the tenth anniversary of 9/11 - the day when two terrorist-hijacked planes flew into the World Trade Center, one hit the Pentagon, and another ran into the ground in Pennsylvania. Easily one of the saddest events …
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Japan Shaped Erection: Best Video of the Year?

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I remember when I realized I was bored with MySpace. It was like, a Tuesday night, and I was browsing through pages really late at night, and opened an acquaintance's page. Suddenly I was EYE RAPED by multiple sparkly sayings and flashing glitter lights and auto-play videos and an embedded song that I had no …
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Guy Calls 911 To Demand Hooker Refund

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That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin's theory of 'survival of the fittest.' According to the Smoking Gun, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of …
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New Marilyn Manson Video is REALLY WTF

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Don't watch that video. No, really. Don't do it. I'm serious. I know that by embedding this video on the blog, I am inherently telling you to watch it, but seriously, just don't. It should just sit there forever and never get watched because it will ruin your day with the amount of WTF it …
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Man Arrested For Humping Inflatable Raft

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In this post-2 Girls 1 Cup world, I'm really unsurprised that people are turned on by anything. Teddy bears, Star Wars robot camels, diapers, you name it. The more interesting part to me is when people are totally open and public with their weird fetishes. I keep my weird shenanigans in the bedroom AND YOU …
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The Outlawz Smoked Tupac’s Ashes

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Don't get me wrong, I am all about love and honor and respect and remembrance of those lost, but I feel like if there IS an after life, if somehow I end up in heaven (hopefully... yikes) watching my friends down below and I see them MIX UP MY ASHES WITH POT AND THEN SMOKE …
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Is it Racist? Hallmark Card Edition

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Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It's not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are …
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Pool Jump Fail

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Embedded mediaHow NOT to Jump Into a Pool - watch more funny videos Embedded media From the "People Failing at Easy Things" Vault comes this video, which reminds us that if anything, the end of summer is the end of drunken BBQs and the horrible, horrible choices that come with them. ::SHUDDER:: TGIF, Weekend Warriors! …
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Craigslist Job Offer to Babysit High People

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Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin' fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn't accidentally talk to a tree for three and a half hours or eat out of a trashcan or tell …
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Man Crashes Into Adult Store to Steal a Sex Toy

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It's times like these that I want to take a page out of the Mormons' book and start going on missions trips to areas that don't yet know about the wonders of online dating (and specifically OnlineBootyCall). Had we taken a "sexual mission trip" to Brownhelm Township, Ohio, this horrible story might not have happened: …
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PETA is Making A Porn Site

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Can we all agree that PETA is the worst? We're all on the same page about that right? I mean, I'm all for helping animals, and advocating for sustainable farming and the treatment of animals that are going to land on our plates, but PETA is pretty much the "National Enquirer" of advocacy groups at …
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