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Most WTF BCU Search Terms: Volume 6

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Sometimes I think the term WTF is a little bit played out. Of all the internet abbreviations, that one is the most often exploited, especially by out-of-touch dads and teenagers afraid to cuss in front of their teachers. It might be time we come up with a new abbreviation to exemplify our collective disgust at …
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Woman Shoots Cop With her Breast Milk

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You know when you sometimes get like, painful laughs? Where you are laughing so hard that you feel like you honestly might pass out from lack of oxygen or vomit or pee your pants? Those are the kinds of laughs you remember forever, despite the somewhat terrifying fear that you might die from laughter. I …
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Wheelchair Legend

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We spend so much time on this blog making fun of dumb criminals, and calling dumb criminals "dumb criminals" when in reality they're probably mentally unstable displaced members of society, and lamenting the state of Florida and its retarded citizens. So this Monday morning, let's take a different route and say "good job!" to this …
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Creepiest Craigslist Ad Ever

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You know how when you're on Craigslist and you're looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the "pictures only" option because otherwise you'll end up driving 30 miles to go see a "brand new custom-made oak dining table" that ends up looking like …
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The Southwest Pilot Rant About Gays, Grannies, and Grandes

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Technology. It really is amazing in so many ways. It improves our quality of life, makes education more accessible, and even saves lives. However, it also makes idiotic things very, very public. Incidents that may have been brushed under the rug years ago are now slapped onto YouTube for the whole world to laugh/cry/rage at, …
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Japan Making Burgers Out of Human Poop

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You know when it's around 12 o'clock, and your tummy starts a-rumblin' and you begin to brainstorm the many things you'd love to have for lunch? Perhaps you'll grab a slice of pizza, or maybe a sub from that new deli you've been wanting to try, or maybe some leftover chili from the chili cook-off …
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Your Bath Salts Crime of the Week

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I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for "bath salts," but I am afraid that all I'd get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the "bath salts" drug and …
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Dumb Criminal Off

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I was beginning to think, excitedly, that perhaps the Darwin effect was working on all the dumb criminals out there. Maybe they were all finally in jail, or witnessed the carnage on their fellow idiots and decided to stay home for the day. Unfortunately, that's not the case. Today brings in a fresh duo of …
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Woman Gets 3,200 Piercings to Break World Record

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I guess I understand the appeal of breaking a world record in sports. It would be an incredible feeling to know that you were (faster/stronger/better at throwing crap) than anyone else on the planet, at least for the fleeting moments that you hold that record before a younger more agile person unseats you. Sports, however, …
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Dumb Criminal Alert

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Let's get one thing clear - I am not a smart person. I mean, I can read and like, add things together (I definitely can't subtract at all) and sometimes can figure out a crossword puzzle okay, but I do not by any stretch of the imagination consider myself smart. However, I would like to …
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Crazy Person Video of the Week

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You thought that video of a teen on a cell phone was bad? Well, it was. That kid was dumb. But this guy takes the cake for crazy. Then again, I suppose if you were homeless and really needed a place to stay, you might do something like this to get yourself from free room …
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Dumb Criminal Off

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In the dog eat dog world of Dumb Criminal Offs, the stakes are continually pushed to the limits of stupidity, making each week more and more difficult for the competitors. Especially when you have a state like Florida, which is the New York Yankees of borderline retardation, it's tough for any other states to take …
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Concept Artist Creates Urine Perfume

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I never thought I'd say someone was taking recycling too far, but leave it to a so-called artist to push the envelope into gross-town. Conceptual artist Cherry Tree (aka Charity Blansit, but apparently that wasn't hippie enough) has decided to start an "art project" that will turn her own urine into a perfume. "I am …
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Bin Laden Porn Parody

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If I were to think of the least sexual person on the face of the planet... the number one person that I would not like to picture naked in the throes of passion, the top human being in the world who I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch sweatily thrusting into a woman, …
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Uncle Luke Running for Mayor of Miami

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THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. (Re: this, this, this, this, these things, and this. OH AND THIS.) I'm going to submit a bill to Congress lobbying for Florida to be unceremoniously chopped off from the edge of America and replaced with Costa Rica. Agree? Yes? Yes.
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Man Arrested For Masturbating on Airplane

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You know how sometimes you're on a plane, and you're sitting next to an eighteen year old girl, and you're like, 'oh man, I really gotta pop one off right now or I won't be able to enjoy this showing of Maid in Manhattan', so you pull out your penis on a crowded flight and …
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Man Fakes Mugging To Avoid Telling Wife He Didn't Get Oprah Tickets

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Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE - this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn't get them tickets to Oprah's final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all …
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Heartbroken Bride Attempts Suicide

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While in America, people are finally realizing marriage isn't mandatory, in China, a woman almost died for it. According to the New York post, Li-Wan, the young woman in the video above, was so heartbroken when she found out that her fiance called off their wedding that she decided to don her wedding gown and …
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EW EW EW: Danielle Staub is Stripping Now

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Let's take a walk down memory lane, shall we? Back to a sweeter time, a more innocent time, before celebrities were giving people herpes and Charlie Sheen was touring the country... back to a time when we were only making fun of Real Housewife of New Jersey and nutjob Danielle Staub for this UNWATCHABLE performance …
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WTF of The Day: Magazine Claims Black Women the Least Attractive

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Do you have that grandpa that you always get nervous to bring friends around, cause he might say something totally backwards and crazy and maybe a little racist or homophobic?I think we all have someone like that in the family... they provide a much needed jolt of excitement in those boring family dinners when they …
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