Booty Call U
Official Blog of OnlineBootyCall.com
OnlineBootyCall

WTF

WTF

Woman Addicted to Growing Her Toenails

BCU

LUNCH BREAK, everyone! And by lunch break I mean stop eating lunch because OH MY GOD YOU'RE ABOUT TO THROW UP FOR SURE. (note: I am aware that I probably should rename this blog "The Official Advertisement Blog for TLC's Strange Addiction", but I can't help sharing the ridiculous promos for this show. From the …
More

WTF

Crazy Baby Swinging Woman is Back

BCU

Sometimes I get nervous walking near the china and glass area of department stores because I am scared I'll get an irrepressible urge to knock everything off the shelves. The same fear happens near cliff edges, because what if I get the desire to fling myself off into the abyss?! And then I'm like, WHAT …
More

WTF

Dumb Criminal Alert

BCU

Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don't have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to …
More

WTF

TGIF - Your Weird Weekend Video

BCU

After a day chock full of massive, life-threatening breasts and tips on how to make this weekend absolutely booty-full, it's time to wind down the day with a little weirdness to get you in the holiday weekend mood. I scoured the interwebz looking for the strangest, most confusing videos this week, but miraculously, the best …
More

WTF

The World's Largest Breasts

BCU

With a title like that, you'd think this was going to a sexy, pleasant, easy opening post into Friday, wouldn't you? But you'd be wrong, because instead this is a terrifying faceplant into the work day that is going to stick in the back of your throat like peanut butter for the rest of the …
More

WTF

Nicki Minaj Showed Up to the Grammys Like This

BCU

Confession time: I am not a fan of Nicki Minaj. I think her voice sounds like a mouse being cheese-grated to death. I appreciate that she's a talented rapper, but every time one of her songs comes on Pandora I can't get to the stop button fast enough. She's just UNBEARABLE, and the way she …
More

WTF

This Guy is Sexually Attracted to His Car

BCU

Embedded media AAAAAAANNNNND that's enough for today. I'm going back to bed. Have a nice weekend, I'll be rocking back and forth in my shower trying to wash this off my brain. See you Monday!
More

WTF

A Creepy Guessing Game

BCU

Pop quiz, everyone! I know, I know. It's Thursday, who would've thought there'd be a quiz on a Thursday?! But hey - this is BCU, and you need to be prepared. Have you been reading the material? Making flash cards? Practicing your vocabulary? It's cunni-LING-us, not CUNN-inglingus. Well, here we go: What is in the …
More

WTF

A Virgin With Over a Dozen Children

BCU

HOW DID THIS STORY GET PAST ME? A VIRGIN, AMATEUR PORN, AND SPERM DONATION ALL IN ONE STORY? WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME ABOUT THIS? According to Gawker, a 36-year-old guy is making waves in the media for his erm, "unconventional" assistance to fertility-challenged couples. Trent Arsenault has been running an unregulated sperm donation …
More

WTF

Marriage in Atlantic City is Easier Than Ever

BCU

Remember a couple years ago when the New Jersey government came forward and said "do not let the cast of The Jersey Shore skew your opinion of this state. We are not all drunk, orange-tinged asshats with no self-respect." Well, I felt kind of bad for them, although I found it interesting that they didn't …
More

WTF

Is it Racist?

BCU

It's 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie last night, and I was in a car yesterday that can park itself. Pretty much, things are moving forward. Except Ohio, apparently, the state that is currently locked in a battle regarding a Miss Jamie Hein's …
More

WTF

Dumb Criminal Alert

BCU

You know how sometimes you're at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you're like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then you're like DAMN, NOW I'M NOT EXCITED FOR ANYTHING. That's how I feel about this Dumb …
More

WTF

Japanese Girls Licking Doorknobs

BCU

I try and keep my prejudices to a minimum. After years of Anthropology classes, I have learned that a trend of instances does not constitute a fact, and that people are a product of their surroundings, not their race. So I understand that just because two super weird fetishy things come out of a country …
More

WTF

White Castle Wedding

BCU

Because nothing says romance like bite-size burgers that chubby stoners worship, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
More

WTF

The Guinness Shoplifter

BCU

Stealing is clearly wrong, and stealing from a small grocery store is DEFINITELY wrong, and stealing BOOZE in front of your child is absolutely, 100% wrong, but you gotta give this lady credit... she's got thighs of steel. Or should we say steal? No, we shouldn't. Carry on.
More

WTF

Shopping Mall Riot Breaks Out Due to Drake and Weezy Rumors

BCU

How was everyone's weekend? Good? family-filled? Did you put on 15 pounds? I did. But what I definitely didn't do was hit the halls for the post-Christmas madness. I absolutely refuse to get shoved around and deal with screaming children so so I can save $20 on a Gap sweater that I'll never wear.And imagine …
More

WTF

Happy Holidays From FedEx

BCU

I imagine the stress that delivery drivers must be going through this time of year - working doubly as hard and fast for the same pay, lugging massive packages around the city for hours upon hours and then going home only to dream of delivering more packages and then having to wake up to deliver …
More

WTF

Pep Rally Prank Goes Too Far

BCU

Here's a fun game. See how far you can get into this video without dry heaving, crying, passing out, or calling the police and demanding they go back in time and arrest everyone involved in this video. I got twelve seconds in.
More