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The Worst Bath Salts Story Yet

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I don't think any commentary is needed for this horrifying story, but I'll just add my 4 cents: DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS. (For more on why you shouldn't, go here, here, here, here, and here.)
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Father of 30 Requests Break on Child Support

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Talk about strong swimmers- according to TheHuffingtonPost, a man named Desmond Hatchett recently went to a judge to request a break on his child support payments. To 11 women. For 30 children. The Knoxville, Tennessee man claims he's having trouble making ends meet from his minimum wage job, and wants the Tennessee courts to help …
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Canadian Lacrosse Team Public Brawl

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It seems like centuries since 2011, official year of the public brawl. When young ladies and gentleman (I use those terms loosely) would take to the streets or the dining area of their local Denny's to knock the ever living sh*t out of each other. These fights tended to go down in America's great states …
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Most WTF News of the Day

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In the wake of the horribly tragic Trayvon Martin story, it was a sad, but true assumption that someone would try to make a quick buck off of it. While I would have expected just about anything, the direction that one entrepreneur/evil piece of sh*t decided to go was particularly descpicable. Via ClickOrlando: An unidentified …
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PopChips Dating Service Ad is AWFUL

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Ohhhhhhh jeez. Okay. One second, let's compose ourselves. Alright. Let's talk about this "ad" for a "dating service" that is actually just a "super f***ing stupid and borderline offensive commercial for a brand of crappy, dry-ass chips that they give away at 5Ks and even there people are like, 'no thanks'." First of all, UGH, …
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Thursday Morning Nightmare Fuel

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As a child of the eighties, I am used to television shows that, if viewed today, would be considered "weird" and "totally lame" and "not even any CGI, how stupid". However, those shows bring me back to a time when my biggest priority was running home from school fast enough to beat my brother so …
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Awesome or Awful: Nicki Minaj Parody

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Riding on the same masochism train from earlier today, I decided to punish myself by watching this horrifying parody of Nicki Minaj's song "Starships" by YouTube user BartBaker. With its terrifying visuals, sex-offender of a singer, and use of cats, it is a guaranteed hit on the interwebz. As for me? I guess I might …
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Courtney Stodden is Almost 18

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I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world's creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can't help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden …
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Californian To Texan Translation

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I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it's impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT'S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a "Californian to Texan" translation guide. The "chart" (I …
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Is it Racist? Trayvon Martin Edition

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The recent Trayvon Martin story has been confusing, heart-breaking, and at times infuriating. Whichever side you take, it's clear that the loss of a young man is a tragedy, and that the justice system should investigate the story to the full extent of the law. However, when a group decides to go so far as …
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Happy Monday and Look at This Disgusting Thing

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Good morning, happy Monday, welcome to April, blah blah blah, now stop eating your Captain Crunch and prepare your gag reflex for the most disgusting news since that guy dude from Lost married that old woman pretending to be a teenager. According to Reuters, a Chinese tradition has been revealed that brings a whole new …
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They Say Women Cant Drive...

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But what they forgot to say is that they* are impatient b*tches who endanger peoples' lives to save themselves five minutes. * - not all women, just these two.
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Jessica Simpson: Boner Killer

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Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren't gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you're in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video …
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This Woman is in Love with The Statue of Liberty

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I'll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it's a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright …
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Most WTF BCU Search Terms

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Gosh, it's been so long since we've gotten a cringe-worthy dose of WTF BCU search terms (6 months, in fact!). It appeared for quite some time that you people had calmed down and decided not to give me a case of the creeps, but of course that couldn't last forever! Here are some of the …
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