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Good Morning, and WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THIS CRAP

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Apparently two people who probably shouldn't be famous have decided to release music videos within a week of each other to torture us, probably because of that time we broke the living room lamp and blamed it on our brothers. I'm not really sure which is worse - Will Smith's spawn Jaden's awful AWFUL rendition …
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Good Morning, Here is The EXTENDED Honey Boo Boo Trailer, and I'm Sorry

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I've gotta give this back-asswards hick family some credit - their lack of caring about what people think of them is something we could all use a bit of (although the fact that they even HAVE a reality show kind of proves the opposite of that... but hey, let's not get into semantics, Sugar Bear). …
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And We're Back

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Whoa. WHOA! Are you okay? I am amazed that you survived this long into the apocalypse aka your favorite blog going quiet for FOUR WHOLE DAYS. Unfortunately, even in the life of a barf-joke hocking blogger, tragedy still strikes. Boo-hoos aside, hug your loved ones. And while you're at it, watch this horrifying video:
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Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power!

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Now that the hype surrounding the Shake Weight has cooled, the world has begun to crave a new, more sexual work out device to laugh at, then secretly purchase, and then hide under the bed in shame. Luckily, our Korean friends have gifted us with just that device, and it's called the HORSE RIDING FITNESS …
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Man Has 160-Pound Scrotum

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Just when I thought today couldn't get any weirder than the strangely sexual ad for Silk soy milk, this video (from TLC) (of course) (what's wrong with that network) surfaces, telling the story of Wesley Warren Jr. and his nearly 200-pound scrotum. According to The Huffington Post, Warren lugs around his 6 ft. circumfrenced junk …
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Honey Boo Boo Is Getting Her Own Show

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It's Friday! Wait, what? It's Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I'm pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago... Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The "LEARNING" Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember …
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Happy Monday From Trace Cyrus

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I usually like to start Mondays with something, funny and fun and smile-inducing, to wake you from your weekend haze and jump start you right into the work week. Unfortunately, my friends, this is not the case this week. Instead I bring you something that is more awful and terrible and cringe-inducing, and I'm really …
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6 Year Old Raps About Booty and I Don't Like It

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Maybe it's the ungodly amounts of processed foods I ate yesterday (did you know they are putting cheese INSIDE hot dogs now?), or that last Budweiser I shouldn't have drank, but this video makes me feel nauseous in a way I didn't know was possible. We love booty and child rappers and pool parties as …
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And the Mugshot of the Year Award Goes To...

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29-year-old Kelsey Smith of (SHOCKER!) Daytona, FL, was so uncontrollable when police brought him in on suspicion of driving under the influence last Tuesday, that they had to hold his head in place for the mugshot, giving us this masterpiece: Doesn't it look like it should be the cover for a Michael Moore movie about …
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Oh Great, Another Florida Cannibal

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(zombie eyes and blood added for effect) As I know from watching way too many episodes of Law and Order as a kid, there is something called "copycat crimes," where enterprising criminals copy the manner and style of high profile crimes, for either fame, or to keep the blame off themselves (thanks, Detective Mike Logan). …
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Shia LeBeaouf Naked in New Sigur Ros Music Video

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File this under "Things I Never Wanted to See Ever But Then I Hit Play And Couldn't Stop Watching." Notoriously strange Icelandic music group Sigur Ros have released a new music video for their song "Fjogur Piano," and it has something I know you'd always been wondering about: Shia LeBeouf's penis. Yup, our favorite little …
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Happy Monday From a Dead Cat Helicopter

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Guys, I'm starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don't you DARE TELL ME WHAT …
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Florida is the Worst State, Seriously

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We've discussed in the past the fact that Florida is kind of an icky place. From their psychotic jilted husbands to their totally unreasonable laws to their public brawls, it seems like there is just something in the water that is making the people of Florida into total nutjobs. And after the most recent news …
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