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At Least You're Not This Dumb, Right?

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Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You're stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am such an idiot, how did I let this happen? It's normal to feel this way, and usually the …
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THIS IS NOT HOW TO USE CONDOMS

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Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off. It's Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN'T spend …
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Richard at Taco Bell

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Beyond the fact that a grown man is doing this, beyond the fact that he is in a public eating establishment, and beyond the fact that he is SO TINY, if I had one issue with this video, it's that you should NOT FLIP UPSIDE DOWN after eating the food at Taco Bell! THAT IS …
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Tennessee Politician Arrested For Masturbating Out His Car Window

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After learning yesterday about the Japanese "girlfriend coat," and now this story about a Tennessee politician who exposed himself to women WHILE DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR ON THE FREEWAY, I have to wonder why these lonely, horny dudes aren't just joining OBC. They do realize that we have a dating website purely dedicated to …
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The Girlfriend Coat

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Legacy embedded media Uh yes, I'll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
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What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?

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This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that's right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone's phone with the introduction of, "I can't believe you haven't seen this, it's RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY." I laughed, but in retrospect …
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Man Sexually Attracted to Balloons

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Legacy embedded media You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don't like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who've shared their weird obsessions on TLC's My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube …
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World's Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire

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Good MORNING, everyone! IT'S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it - it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let's start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know …
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Lions Maul Woman Having Sex

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We've talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin' down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It's fun! It's sexy! It's …
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HOORAY! CSI: Vagina is Back!

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Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live …
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THIS IS HOW I FEEL THIS MORNING

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UGH. WHAT HAPPENED? IT WAS FRIDAY AFTERNOON TWELVE SECONDS AGO? WHERE DID THE WEEKEND GO??!! Anyway, how was your weekend? Good? Great? Awesome? I'm guessing awesome. I bet you met a fantastic, sexy lady or gentleman and spent the weekend rollin' in the hay. Orrrr maybe you just laid on the couch watching reruns of …
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Woman Claims Bee Stings Make Her Sex Life Great

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We've shared quite a few clips from TLC's newest freak show, My Strange Addiction, since it began its run last year. From the cat-hair eating lunatic to the guy who was sexually attracted to his car, to the dude who got off on drinking his wife's breast milk, we've seen a full range of cringe-worthy, …
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Don't Drink a 20-Year-Old Crystal Pepsi

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Like we mentioned yesterday, over at the OBC offices we're working to be more healthy: staying active, eating healthy foods as often as possible, and practicing other healthy habits (and trying to nix the bad ones). Right around lunchtime though, we admit it's tough to stick by our goals. Especially when there's a Wendy's like …
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Worst Tea Commercial Ever

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When you think of tea, what do you think of? A cozy night in where you watch Eat, Pray, Love and cry the whole time and then immediately return it so your roommate doesn't know? Or maybe your mornings when you say you're going to stop drinking coffee, but then you realize you are completely …
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Australian Inmates Are Giving Themselves DIY Penis Implants

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Prepare yourself for your weekly dose of WTF: according to a report by BuzzFeed, there has been a sharp rise of Australian prisoners arriving at hospitals with strange genital infections resulting from self-performed penile implants. Let me give you a second to set in. Self-performed. Penis. Implants. Ready to move on? Okay. A recent study …
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I Lick My Cat

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The Ladies of Manure

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Look, I like the environment. Maybe even more that most people. I go to farmers markets and I sometimes buy organic stuff if it's on sale and because I am a stay-at-home blogger, I hardly ever pollute the earth with my car's fumes. Unless it's cold and I need to go to the corner market. …
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Uhhh... Now What?

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Well, we um... we made it, huh? Apocalypse hasn't ripped us from our mortal forms and thrown us into a tailspin of misery in purgatory? Well, that's good... Right? Uhhh. I hadn't really planned for this day to actually exist. And now it's our last post before Christmas break... UHHHHHH. Here's Barack Obama signing Deck …
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