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NEWSFLASH: SUPERGLUING YOUR VAJAY AIN'T A GOOD IDEA

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Before the day is up, we're going to share a weekend dating advice column for the holiday three-day, but first we thought we'd find something to wake you up on this lovely, leisurely, hot-as-balls Friday. According to MediaTakeOut, some lady decided to superglue the lips of her lady-parts together, and then uploaded a pic of …
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Every Young Man's Battle

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Speaking of pornography, and how it might be affecting our ability as mature adults to have healthy, realistic sexual expectations, here's a clip from the Christian film, "Every Young Man's Battle," which takes the whole idea and blows it epically out of proportion by suggesting that any dude who watches porn is going to sink …
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Can You Foodgasm?

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"Foodgasm" is a term that you often hear when people are eating something especially delicious. Like this one time my friend made "buffalo cupcakes," which consisted of a corn bread muffin with bleu cheese mashed potato "frosting" and a single buffalo wing on top. I ate like 30 of them and had a mini-"foodgasm" with …
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Sydney Leathers Is Officially The Worst

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As you all know, I am not a fan of fame whores. Whether they're men or women, any person who knowingly takes advantage of their connection to a celebrity just to gain fame and fortune is a straight up FAILURE AT LIFE in my book. Currently, one of the most fame-whorey of fame-whores is Sydney …
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Lady Gaga. Naked.

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While I was in the forest, sans internet last week, Lady Gaga stripped down to nothin' to help fund some weird Kickstarter . I don't know THAT much about camping, but I'm pretty sure standing in a lake with conical eyeglasses isn't generally part of it. Getting naked in a cabin whilst spooning a giant …
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STD Toys For Sale at Comic Con

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Comic Con is in full swing in San Diego, which means the streets are crawling with nerds fans wearing costumes worth more than my rent. 125,000 people are expected to attend the massive convention where stars and fans alike go to check out screenings of new movies, watch panels, and buy exclusive (re: expensive as …
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DO Join OBC. Don't Throw Semen On Passerby

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Last week, we talked about how if people would just get on OBC (or hell, one of the hundred of dating sites on the goddang interwebscape) they wouldn't have to resort of unsavory ways of getting laid - like HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME HORSE TWICE. In retrospect, that dude may have had a thing …
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Don't Have Sex With a Horse

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There are many, many places to meet someone to get DOWN with. A nightclub. Chili's. A cruise. Craigslist. Your friend's wedding. ONLINEBOOTYCALL, obviously. Any other dating site. One place you SHOULDN'T meet someone to have sex with is in the horse pen of a farm. Because horses are animals, for riding and grooming and in …
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Happy Friday After Fourth of July

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HEY! WAKE UP. Get out from underneath that barf-covered American flag t-shirt and have a cup of coffee. It's the FRIDAY AFTER FOURTH OF JULY! Today is not technically a holiday, so we OBC staff are here, bleary-eyed, hungover, and bloated from cramming bun-length wieners in our bodies, BUT TOTALLY READY TO GIVE YOU THE …
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Don't Take Bath Salts This Fourth of July

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Tomorrow is America's birthday. It's a wonderful holiday where we can all enjoy the sunshine, spend time with friends and family, and eat all the greasy USA grub that fits in our bellies. Maybe partake in a few extra beers or (if you're in Colorado or Washington) partake of the earth's pleasures and get down …
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Couple Caught Banging in Park by 25 Bike Cops

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Editor's note: Apparently today is STRANGE BIKE NEWS DAY???? Last week, we mentioned how great summer is for hooking up - the weather is warm, the beaches are beautiful, and gettin' yo' public nooky on is more possible than ever. Maybe though, we should have specified that when we said "public" we meant "in a …
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There's a Guy Jacking Off on Bikes in Sweden

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Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. Welp, there's a guy loose in Sweden who's going around jacking off on bikes, …
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Man Murders Wife By Disabling Airbag

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HELLO, EVERYONE, and welcome to our very first edition of "GOOD CHOICE, BAD CHOICE." This week - HOW TO END AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. This morning, we met our contestant for "GOOD CHOICE" - Stewart Rahr and his method: getting a divorce, then having an orgy with three women in the back of a limo and …
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NO THANK YOU: Period Blood Art Display

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Menstruation. It can be a miserable part of a woman's life, or a relief (I think all sexually-active ladies have had a "oh thank you GOD" moment). It's a part of nature, but that doesn't mean it's not icky. Pee and poop and warts and puss and cysts and acne are ALSO a part of …
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What Cute Thing Is Going to Sneak Out the Door?

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How is everyone this fine first Tuesday of June? Did you survive yesterday? I know it must have been rough without me to share all the important interweb-news with you, but hopefully you're still standing (or sitting, or laying on the couch with a bowl of cereal on your tummy like an otter). Let's start …
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Be Careful Out There This Weekend

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It's Memorial Day weekend in t-minus 8 hours, so you can bet we're excited to bust out some bathing suits (with a sweatshirt cause it's not THAT hot), head to the shore, and soak in some rays as we greet the unofficial start of summer. What are you doing this weekend? We'll be sharing a …
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Holy Tan Mother of God

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I just... and I, um. It's like... This video... is, like... okay I wouldn't say it's... I just- you know? Like, it's 2013, and... I just... would think maybe, um... I don't know. I just... I give up. Watch at your own risk. Embedded media Tanning Mom Music Video -- Quite Possibly the Worst Video …
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WHAT

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It's Monday! It's early. I'm tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it's Monday, so we might as well not mourn the past. What we should mourn is any future nice dreams we we were …
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Please Don't Rub Your Junk on Pepperoni and Then Put It Back

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Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that's not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that's put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you're in the midst of a crazy dry spell and are both horny and depressed at the same time, making masturbation …
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