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IKEA Asks Patrons Not to Masturbate in the Store After Viral Video

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File this one under "headlines we never thought we'd read". According to TMZ, the Swedish furniture company was forced to issue a statement after a video surfaced out of China showing a woman pleasuring herself on various pieces of furniture throughout the store - while people shopped around her! Via TMZ: The Swedish furniture company …
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Landlords Asking For Sex From Tenants Who Can't Pay

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Sounds like a porn intro, but in this case it's not hot at ALL. According to a woman's advocate, tenants who aren't able to afford rent due to Coronavirus-related job loss are experiencing a whole lot of offers of leniency from their landlords...if they're willing to sleep with them. Yikes. Via BuzzFeed: One woman, unable …
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TikTok Users are Dipping Their Balls in Soy Sauce

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And you thought Tide Pod Challenge was the dumbest thing people would be doing social media? Think again - apparently guys have been taking to TikTok to dip their testicles in soy sauce after one user claimed that men could "taste" things with their balls. No. Joke. lt started innocently enough. Late last week, TikTok …
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Walmart Pulls Cocaine Santa Sweater

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Ok, this has nothing to do with dating or celebrities or sex, but it IS hilarious: according to TMZ, Walmart was forced to pull a sweater from their online store when it was realized that the sweater depicted Santa BLOWING LINES OF COCAINE. This is not a joke. Via TMZ: A sweater depicting a crazed …
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Paid "Cuddle" Session Gets Nippley

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Did you know there are "cuddle therapists"? It's apparently a thing - people paying to just cuddle with someone, no sex involved. Well it may not be surprising to hear that one of these cuddle sessions recently got a little... weird... in Arizona. I'll let DailyMail take it from here: A professional cuddle therapist has …
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Don't Put Your D*** In Crazy... Or She'll Pull Out A Gun On Live

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Reason #454,064 not to get into a relationship... the crazy B you give too much attention might pull a move like this crazy snatch. Via iHeartRadio: What appears to have been an argument takes a complete left turn between an extremely calm yet upset girlfriend and who she claims to be her "boyfriend" but he's …
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This Weekend, Hump Like... Marsupials?

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We've all heard the phrase "hump like bunnies," but it turns out we should be taking a page out of the marsupials book! New research has shown that the sex lives of a small marsupial in the South Pacific are so frenzied, so intense, that frequently the males actually DIE having sex. Via Slate: The …
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Weird Sex Facts

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Sex is awesome – no question about that! From foreplay to completion, even bad sex is fun... and that's exactly why it's our mission at OnlineBootyCall.com to get cool, laidback singles together to enjoy it. But did you know that the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds—fourteen seconds longer than the male orgasm? Learn some …
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Weird Things Creatures Do Before Sex

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And you thought your sink wash was weird... check out the pre-hook up habits of these 6 perverts of the animal kingdom, via BuzzFeed. Whatever your pre-sex habit is, we bet you'll find someone on OnlineBootyCall.com who will be a-ok with it, ya weirdo. So log into OBC today (it's free to join!) to meet …
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Don't Wear Blackface This Halloween

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There are a lot of fun costumes you could rock this weekend for Halloween. Like, say, Chris Pratt's character from Jurassic World. Or a character from Mad Max, or the Avengers. Or even Nicki Minaj. But let's all agree that if you are not black, YOU DON'T NEED TO PAINT YOURSELF BLACK TO PLAY NICKI …
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Man Disembowels Girlfriend After She Screams Ex's Name In Bed

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Calling out the wrong name in bed with someone is a big ol' awkward no-no. Disemboweling your partner because they do it, on the other hand, IS MURDER, so ALSO a big no-no. However, that's allegedly what happened between a couple in Florida (of course) recently, according to police. The arrived to a bloody, grisly …
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Blow Up Sex Doll for Virtual Reality

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You've probably heard of Oculus Rift, the badass virtual reality headset that lets you feel like you're inSIDE a video game. And you've probably heard of blow up sex dolls, because we talk about em a LOT. But now, the two have joined forces to create the ultimate futuristic robot sex monster. Via VICE: The …
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You Can Put Your Dead Lover's Ashes in a Dildo

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Happy Cinco de Mayo! We at the San Diego OBC offices have already gotten started with our celebrations (it's called a breafkast margarita and if you haven't had one you're kidding yourself), so here's something weird and creepy and gross to make you feel like you're gonna yack up a bunch of sweet-and-sour. Via Jezebel: …
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Vivid Offers Mama June $1 Million for a Sex Tape

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Because my gagging muscles are making it impossible to speak any words about this story, I'll let HuffPo take the reigns on this one: Vivid Entertainment -- the company that unleashed sex tapes featuring Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson, as well as a professionally filmed porn video with former "Teen Mom" star Farrah …
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Sex With You - Is This the Worst Song Ever?

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Ugh, it's too early for this. It's too early for terrible, autotuned-to-shit ear-piercing crap music, and yet HERE IT IS, molesting our ears on this cloudy Monday morning, make us wonder why we even got up. Everyone, grab your shoes to throw at welcome Avery, a 20-year-old "musician" from Phoenix who has assaulted us with …
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Couple Gets STUCK Together After Ocean Sex

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Not as fun as it looks. Team OBC is totally on board with a little public hook up. We're talked about it MANY A TIME. Like, a whole lot. But apparently, just as you probably shouldn't get down and dirty in an area packed with CARNIVOROUS WILD ANIMALS, you also might wanna be careful doin' …
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Couple Spends $30k on Sex Dolls for Threesomes

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You know, sometimes we joke that once you settle down in a relationship, your sex becomes less fun and adventurous than it is when you're just casually dating or knockin' out booty calls. But maybe if all relationships were like the one between Dave Hockey and Shawna Bigelow, we'd all find that special someone (maybe …
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The Condom Cookbook

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I remember eating at a Vietnamese pho restaurant recently, and someone at my table ordered spring rolls. I've never been a fan of the cold, slightly slimy texture of spring rolls, and my opinion was definitely not changed by my friend, who said, "I love em. It's like eating vegetables out of a condom." YUCK. …
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Woman Claims She Had a Third Breast Implanted

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We heard about this story last night, and before we even had time to get it out on BCU, before we had time to tell our friends, before we even had time to get a NICE, HARD LOOK AT THE WOMAN IN QUESTION, the story appears to have been proven a hoax. But hey, we'll …
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Man Royally Effs Up The Ice Bucket Challenge

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The Emmy's were last night - did you watch them? Yeah, we didn't either. It's the same thing every year, wrought with terrible jokes and drawn-out acceptance speeches and weird publicity stunts that are kinda-funny, kinda-yikesy. We scoured the web trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING from last night's TV award show to share, but aside …
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