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Don't Have Sex With Dead People

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This story is just TOO MUCH for a Monday morning. Via The Independent: Kenneth Douglas, 60, worked as a morgue attendant in Ohio, USA, between 1976 and 1992, where he committed the sexual crimes against the dead women while working the night shift. He admitted to sexually abusing the cadavers of three women between 1991 …
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Woman Had Sex Toy Stuck Inside Her For 10 Years

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Time for a hearty spoonful of WTF-riday before we jet off for a week-long vacay. We know you're gonna miss daily posts on hot chicks and weird sex news, so we thought we'd share this shocker (not THIS shocker) so next week, instead of lamenting our being missing, you can make this face and be …
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Woman Claims She Had "Precious, Gentle" Sex With a Dolphin

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There's a guy in my neighborhood who walks his Pomeranian around in a stroller. At first I thought maybe the poor pup was injured, but he takes the dog out once they arrive to his house and the dog sprints to the door, just as spry as can be. This guy also sits his dog …
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Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM, Picnic Bench

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One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word "and" and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow "Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench" just isn't as funny as "Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex …
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Girl Feeds Bullies Semen-Filled Cupcakes

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Happy nachos and tequila day! We're celebrating the Battle of Puebla by wearing sombreros indoors and pretending to be Mexican, but some kids in Sacramento are probably still puking their brains out after some girl they bullied baked them semen and pube filled cupcakes. Via Gawker: A bullied high school girl in Bakersfield, Calif., reportedly …
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Maybe Don't Have Sex With a Drink Trolley

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Yesterday, we shared our 2014 New Years Booty Resolutions. We thought we had the whole span covered, from expanding your horizons to utilizing OBC as your hook-up portal of choice. But then this morning I woke up and saw this story on Metro mag and realized NOPE, there is one more resolution to add to …
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NO NO NO NO!

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It's Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we're being honest I'll probably say "yeah, DEFINITELY mustard... in fact, DELI MUSTARD!" but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle …
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Your Sex Life is Totally Normal, Don't Even Worry About It

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Ever thought you had some weird kinks? Like maybe you've got a thing for toes or toes IN sandals or toes inserted carefully into your ear? Well, don't worry about your fetish. Seriously. It is TOTALLY NORMAL, at least compared to this.
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Hot or Not: Q-Cup Boobs

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Feeling that 2 o'clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up - BOOBS!!!!! How's that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they're all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness. However, I'm not exactly sure I …
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This Couple Make Showering Together Look GROSS AF.

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Couples showers: one of the most sexy and fun things you can do with a partner! The combination of steam and suds makes for the perfect setting for some morning or evening hanky-panky. Unless you're this couple, who have taken a universally loved sexy activity and made is GROSS and BORING and TERRIBLE. I suppose …
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Ignore the Shutdown and Dance!

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Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves "what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my …
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WTFriday: Don't Let Your Friend Tee Off Your Face

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It's FRIDAY, the day you've been waiting for since Monday, and the day you'll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you'll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you'll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she's interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps …
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Man With No Teeth Bites Neighbors Penis Over Loud Xbox

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I am fervently anti-video game. Whether it's a dude holed up playing WoW for 36 hours straight or guys reveling in the grotesque violence of Grand Theft Auto, I just don't approve. Plus, it always seems like people can't just play video games at a normal volume. They have to turn it up loud enough …
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Is It Racist? Miss America Is Indian

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This weekend, Nina Davuluri of New York was crowned the winner the 2014 Miss America Pageant. As the first Miss America of Indian descent and a practicing Hindu, she was hailed on Twitter as a step forward for equality in America. Well, for the most part: Yep, you read right. Some people were REALLY upset …
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WTFriday: Some Dude Branded His Initials On Girlfriend's Crotch

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Sometimes you meet your friend's girlfriend or boyfriend or booty call and think, "damn, that is the whole package!" Maybe she's super funny on top of being hot, or he knows how to cook a five-star dinner and ALSO has amazing skills in the sack. In this case, you might tell that person, "YOU GOTTA …
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Good Morning, Here is a Nightmare To Start Your Day

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With all the drama surrounding ex-Disney princess Miley Cyrus, we figured we might as well just stop covering her altogether if we didn't want to go all Daily Mail and have 12 posts a day about her antics. So we ignored her saying she was "f***ed up" and ignored her weird romp with dwarves and …
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Newlywed Pushes Husband Off Cliff

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We talk smack on marriage sometimes. What can we say? We like us some casual dating, guiltless hookups, and the freedom to do what we want, when we want... and marriage, well... doesn't really jive with those things. So we're back this month with some top #ReasonsNotToGetMarried, and thought we'd start off with a doozy: …
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Is it Racist? Kid Sent Home For Having Dreads

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Here's a little lunchtime nausea-fest for you! According to BuzzFeed, 7-year-old Tiana Parker from Tulsa, Oklahoma, was sent home from her elementary school because she wore dreads in her hair - which broke the school's dress code banning "faddish hairstyles," including afros, dreadlocks, and mohawks. Check out the story from KOKI News: Embedded media So, …
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