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'Love in the Jungle' - Another WTF Dating Show

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In case you thought it couldn't get any stranger than time travel, this new dating show explores the idea of trying to find a mate as a different species. Seriously. Via New York Post: “Love in the Jungle” premieres Sunday, May 8 (Discovery+) and features 14 singles looking to find their inner sexy beasts. They’re …
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Olympian Suffers Frozen PENIS in Beijing

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We keep hearing reports about how FREEZING it is at the Winter Olympics this year, but man this story takes the cake. According to the Daily Mail, a Finnish skiier had to DEFROST his genitals after a short ski because his junk had practically frozen solid in the ONE DEGREE WEATHER. Via DM: Remi Lindholm, …
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SMH - A 'Bridgerton' Dating Show

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Just when you think dating shows can't get any more backwards... one shows up that has LITERALLY GONE BACK IN TIME. VIA NYP: It’s “Bridgerton” meets “The Bachelor” in NBC’s newest reality show dating competition, “The Courtship.”The regency-era-inspired series is dropping on NBC and its streaming service Peacock on March 6.The show takes a page …
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MISTAKE ALARM: TikTokers Wed After Two Weeks of Dating

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Sometimes mistakes are subtle, and you don't see the error of your ways till months or years later. This one though was obvious before it even happened. Via NYP: TikTok creators Trey Bell, 20, and Clara Bell, 18, recently went viral for reportedly getting hitched in October — after just two weeks of dating. The …
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Arrested Couple Film Porn... in Back of Cop Car

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Happy Monday! Hope you had a great long weekend! Here's a little something to remind you that even if you're exhausted, feeling fat AF, hungover and not ready at all for Christmas, at least you're enough in your right mind to not FILM A PORN IN THE BACK OF A COP CAR AFTER BEING ARRESTED. …
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Was There Bee on Human Sex in "Bee Movie"?

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Remember "Bee Movie"? If you said "not until just now" you're not in the minority. This weird, boring, creepy movie was not very well-received, despite starring on of the highest paid actors of all time, Jerry Seinfeld. Bee Movie is back in the news today though, thanks to Jerry Seinfeld's appearance on the Tonight Show …
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WTF, Sexy Beasts

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Sometimes, a show is so insane, so WTF, so batshit crazy that you don't have the words to describe it. So you just let the trailer do the talking. Happy Friday, everyone. Try not to have nightmares. And remember - you don't need to do this to get a date. OBC is the #1 casual …
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Freaky Friday: Weird Sex Toys (NSFW)

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Because why not leave the work week with a little WTF, right? Via VICE, some of the strangest sex toys available to a strange strange world of weirdos: Hoodlum Tapered Double Penetration Realistic Double-Ended Dildo, $49.99 at Lovehoney “Ovipositor,” an alien sex fetish toy designed to lay a gelatin egg in the “cavity of your …
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New Fetish: Face Masks Worn in Panties

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Ok... we don't even know where to begin here, so let's just let VICE take it from here. They're better at it. If you see someone wearing a mask who seems particularly delighted, it might be because they paid for the pleasure of wearing a mask that smells like someone else's genitals or feet."Imagine browsing …
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Anal Covid Testing?

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By now you've probably had a long AF Q-tip jammed up your nose for a COVID test, and thought, man that's uncomfortable. But at least you didn't have to get one up your BUTT, right? Here is a demonstration of the new COVID-19 testing methods in Chinese airports. Have you printed your boarding pass yet? …
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Welp, A Hacker DID Get to Those Chastity Cages

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Remember back when we reported that these "sex toys" could potentially have a security problem? Welp, it happened. Via VICE: A hacker took control of people's internet-connected chastity cages and demanded a ransom to be paid in Bitcoin to unlock it. "Your cock is mine now," the hacker told one of the victims, according to …
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Sexy Grinch Was a BAD IDEA

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Lots of things come to mind when we think of the classic holiday character, The Grinch: green, hairy, angry, crotchety, grumpy, mean, gross, smelly... but one word that doesn't come to mind: sexy. Because EW. Apparently that's exactly the word that Glee star Matthew Morrison was imagining when he was asked to play the Grinch …
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Let's Be Jealous of Shipworm Sex

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If anyone else is out there feeling like their sexual adventures have been seriously dampened by this pesky little pandemic, then let us make your disappointment even worse by showing you how much more fun other species are having as they go about their COVID-less lives. Meet the Shipworm, who according to new video-taped research, …
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KFC's New Romance Movie: A Recipe for Seduction

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THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A REAL THING, EVERYONE. LIFETIME AND KFC HAVE TEAMED UP FOR A ROMANTIC "MINI-MOVIE" STARRING MARIO LOPEZ AND WHHHAHAAAAAAT?!?!??! Via CNET: OK, so it's a mini-movie, just 15 minutes long, and it's really more of an elaborate commercial for the chicken chain. But there's even a trailer that …
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This Isn't the Time for a Swinger Party

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While we are all for having fun, consensual fun in any way you deem safe and enjoyable, we'd say that right now, in the midst of a massive spike in COVID-19 cases, PROBABLY isn't the time for a sex party with 80 strangers. And yet, it happened in NYC, and shocker, they in trouble. Via …
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Speed Dating - MID-AIR?

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It's 2020, we really can't be surprised by anything, I guess - but this one is a doozy. According to CNN, a Taiwanese airline company is teaming up with a travel experience company to launch a campaign to help singles meet while on airlines with no destination except Love City. Via CNN: EVA Airways, one …
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LOL 'Rona Advertising Fail

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It doesn't get much more SMH than this. An East Coast supermarket chain ran an ad recently than had people going "is this a joke?!" but it was not, though it was hilarious. Via TMZ: "Hosting? Plan a super spread." That's the tone-deaf holiday advertisement that's got an East Coast supermarket chain bending over backward …
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Japanese Porn Company Opens "Adult" Theme Park

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The third floor promises 'a dream space where you can become friends with actresses from famous adult movies while drinking' We can always count on Japan to bring the WTF news, pandemic or not! This time, it's the opening of an "adult theme park" run by a porn company, Soft on Demand. Via VICE: The …
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Martha Stewart's R-Rated Recipe

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Sure it's Tuesday but it feels like a Monday so today we need a little day-brightener - in the form of this LOL IG post drama from everyone's favorite felon Martha Stewart, getting a lil raunchy in her description of a recipe step for chicken piccata. You might not consider that the sexiest meal, but …
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