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Reggie Bush Gives Up His Heisman Trophy

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After years of speculation and rumors that Reggie Bush had accepted cash, gifts, and even a house from marketing agents at USC, he finally decided that the right thing to do was to give up his Heisman Trophy. Sounds noble, right? Well, not really when you consider that he's never admitted to his transgressions and …
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Shaq Vs: Our Requests

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Last night I found my self 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber. I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. I was 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber going head to head in a song and dance competition with Shaquille O'Neall (what? WHAT?). It was at about minute 40, when I …
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5 Things To Do Now The World Cup is Over

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And in one long, boring-until-the-last-second match on Sunday, the World Cup is over. Congrats to Spain! No more drunken 7 am cheering, no vuvuzelas destroying my ears every morning, and no more underwater creatures make predictions (?) of how sports events are going to play out. Needless to say, men of the world are feeling …
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LeBron Goes to Miami; America is Pissed

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As you may have deduced from my less-than-stellar coverage of the World Cup and the NBA Finals, I am pretty illiterate (and indifferent) when it comes to sports that involve balls. And yes, that works both ways. However, it would take someone living under a rock to have not been hearing the overwhelming buzz regarding …
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Kobayashi Arrested at Hot Dog Eating Contest

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Ah yes, the Fourth of July. A time for sun, barbeques, and the most American of sports: competitive hot-dog eating. In a time when people across the globe are suffering from poverty so staggering they are DYING from malnutrition, DYING, we Americans have an eating SPORT. And just like any sport, there is a shining …
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Nice Try, USA

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Well, it's over guys. We're done. 110 minutes of hard play on Saturday morning and the US of A lost their chance at World Cup glory, as well as any chance of us caring about soccer again until 2014, when we'll begrudgingly wear US flags and pretend to understand "offsides" if only to be allowed …
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World Cup Update

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Did you know the World Cup is still going on? Crazy, right? I mean, there are like, 4 matches every single day. No, dude, I'm not kidding. Every single day. The reason you probably don't know this is because the majority of the most anticipated matches start at like, 4 in the morning (or 6, …
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Thanks, Lakers!

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What is the deal with Lakers fans? Seriously, you guys are almost as bad as Raiders fans these days, and combined, you're basically just turning our entire state into one big freakshow of people who take professional sports more seriously than their jobs and families. Like, hooray! Our favorite sports team won! Let's push over …
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NBA Finals Drinking Game

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Ah, yes, basketball. A good ol' fashioned American sport, with guaranteed rioting, bleeped out curse words, and Jack Nicholson with his sunglasses and 20 year old girlfriend watching from the front row. Oh, and also Delonte West boning Lebron's mom? What? How did I miss that? Anyway, tonight is game 6 of the NBA finals …
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Reflections on Day One of the World Cup

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HUZZAHHH! It's here! It's finally here! Hooorrayyyyyyyyy! Or something! The first World Cup game went off this morning and I woke up early, brewed some coffee, made myself some toast and sat on my couch to watch what has been built up to be the be-all and end-all of sports events on television, and here …
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One More Day! One More Day!

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Day one of the World Cup is like Christmas as a kid, except that this Christmas involves heavily drinking before noon and spouting obscenities at the TV. Actually... now that I say it out loud, yes. The World Cup is exactly like Christmas. We'll all lay in bed tonight, trying to fall asleep, with images …
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World Cup Countdown: Animals Playing Soccer

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I'm going to admit something that may well get me beaten and shackled within the confines of my cubicle here: This weekend, I forgot about the World Cup. I just forgot it existed. There was basketball on, and drinks to be drank, and I just plum forgot that the world's most watched sports tournament was …
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No Sex Allowed for English Soccer Team

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TGIF, woo hoo! It's Friday, San Diego weather is at a balmy 75 degrees, and OH YEAH, The Official BCU World Cup countdown is at T-minus 7 days! Aiiiyyyeee! Today's World Cup update is a little more depressing than we'd like, but were determined to report all the WC2k10 news, good or bad. This news …
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5 Players to Watch in the World Cup

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Today's official countdown to the World Cup post is a look at the players who are about to star in the 2nd most exciting sports tournament in the history of tournaments, falling only behind those Lion versus Man fights back in Ancient Rome. Unfortunately, yours truly has absolutely no idea who or what is good/bad …
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NFL Draft Drinking Game

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Welcome, readers, to your weekly dose of a female staffer pretending she knows anything about sports or physical activity of any kind! In this weeks episode: FOOTBALL! The sport I could have sworn ended like, a month ago is apparently back in full swing, with something called a "draft," which I thought was a handwritten …
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Top 5 Crazy Female Body Builders

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There are just some women in the world you do NOT want to piss off. Drunk girls, PMS-ing girls, and girls with linebacker-sized boyfriends come to mind. However, did you know there are in fact linebacker-sized ladies? It's true. And they, beyond all others, are women you don't want to piss off. This seems to …
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Futbol Vs. Football

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Oh no. It's what we've always feared stateside: English soccer player David Beckham scoring a TD on Reggie Bush, Running Back for the nearly undefeated New Orleans Saints. It can't be true! Legacy embedded media
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Serena Williams Fined $175,000

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Remember Serena Williams' expletive-laced rant at a line judge during the US Open? I believe she threatened to shove her tennis ball down the judge's throat? Yeah, that one. Well, turns out her tirade is going to cost her a steep $175,000 and a two-year probation. Quite a sum for throwing a temper tantrum, I'd …
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Dwayne Wade Dunks On Varejao

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This week in sports (aside from Manny Pacquiao's win over Miguel Cotto), we see Dwayne Wade performing a earth-shattering dunk over Anderson Varejao. That's a NBA poster if I ever saw one.
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