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Shaq Is Retiring

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After 19 seasons playing basketball, 2 seasons of an awesome competition show, the most awesome animated/live action Warner Bros sports movie ever, one hilarious video dressed as Beyonce, and even a turn as a conductor of a world renounced orchestra, Shaquille O'Neal has bid adieu to his basketball career. He announced it first on his …
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Joakim Noah Fined For Homophobic Slur

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If anyone on this Earth says they've never said something they didn't mean in a moment of anger, they are a big fat lying sack of lies. There are just some instances, where you are SO angry, and so full of rage, that the only thing you can think of to say is "YOU SHUT …
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Derrick Rose Accidentally Says NBA Has a Steroid Problem

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In the NBA's biggest "whoops!" moment since Dennis Rodman went blond, Bulls point guard Derrick Rose is sticking his size 16 foot in his mouth after ESPN Magazine released an interview with him where they asked how big of a problem illegal enhancement is in the sport, to which he answered: "Seven. It's huge and …
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Taj Gibson's Dunk On Dwyane Wade

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In what is being hailed as the most-watched game of NBA basketball in the history of cable television, the nation's collective jaw dropped Sunday night after Chicago Bull Taj Gibson epically dunked on Dwyane Wade, one of the Miami Heat's star players. The dunk was so spectacular that it was only a matter of hours …
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Lebron’s $170,000 Night on the Town

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You know that feeling when you keep finding crumpled up bar tabs and ATM receipts after a particularly debaucherous night and the guilt just pierces you like a rusty spoon? And you're just like, "crap, I spent like $200 last night. DOES THAT SAY BUTTERY NIPPLE? Who ordered SIX buttery nipples?!!!"Well, apparently when you're making …
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Bynum's Dirty Hit on JJ Barea

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There were a lot of mixed opinions about yesterdays game between the do-no-wrong Lakers and the Dallas Mavericks. Lakers fans were crushed at the poor performance of a team that looked like they KNEW they were going to lose, and just about everyone else in the nation laughed maniacally at the unraveling of what used …
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Lebron James Killed It Last Night

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With the help of about four different sports websites, I am going to attempt to tell you what happened last night during the Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics game, and what it means for the series, which moves to Boston Saturday night. Considering my experience with basketball consists of, well, nothing, my preemptive apologies in …
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NFL Draft Drinking Game 2011

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OH YOU GUYS! Football! It IS still happening this year! HOORAYYYY! I had heard that there wasn't going to be a season due to some, er... "budget disputes" (aka pointless arguments between a bunch of people who already make way too much money), but apparently everyone is going to angrily accept their 40 million dollars …
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Weight Lifting Fail

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Part of me wants to feel really bad for this woman because it looks pretty damn painful and also embarrassing and also REALLY painful? But at the same time I'm pretty sure this is in Russia based on the outfit and the snow and the miserable dead look in everyone's eyes, which means she was …
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Nicki Minaj Gives Steve Nash a Lap Dance

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Apparently Nicki MInaj is trying to work her way through every point guard in the NBA right now, because just after giving it to Chris Paul, here she is giving the Phoenix Suns' Steve Nash quite a show on stage at the US Airways Center in Arizona. Because Steve Nash isn't playing this April, he's …
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Sports Update: Kobe, Lebron's Mom in Hot Water

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This is not the day for basketball stars' reputations! According to TMZ, two top basketball stars are currently in the midst of a PR nightmare: Apparently during a Lakers game last night, Kobe Bryant hurled a homophobic slur at a referee, and videos seem to show it quite clear: Kobe appears to be calling the …
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Tiger Woods Gambled and Partied Before the Masters

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YES! Finally, evidence that you don't have to be a 9pm-bedtime type of guy to WIN at life! According to TMZ, the photo above shows Tiger Woods at a craps table in the Bahamas, just a week before the Masters.Speaking of the Masters, Tiger actually did much better than he has in months, but unfortunately, …
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Opening Day: 5 Best Things About Baseball Season

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via holyjeez.com NEWS FLASH: today is opening day of the MLB season. Who knew and/or who cares? Yeah I don't know and/or care either. However, there are a few benefits to the season starting up again, so to perk you up out of your Thursday rut, I give you BCU's TOP 5 BEST THINGS ABOUT …
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Employers LOSE $1.8 Billion During March Madness

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How are you feeling today? Did you have a rough weekend? Bracket totally busted perhaps? It's pretty likely, the leader in ours is a 65 year old woman (DAMN YOU, RUTH!). Needless to say, March Madness is in full swing and at any given time in the day there could be a game going that …
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Best March Madness Apps

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With Mardi Gras behind us, it's now officially MARCH MADNESS TIME. Today is National Bracket Day, and what does that mean for you? Well, office pools, yelling at the TV, and drinking on Tuesday nights, obviously. However, if you're like me and aren't completely sure of how this deal works (it's something with a ball …
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SI Swimsuit Edition is Finally Here, Thank God

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It's nice when really big moments come from out of nowhere and surprise you. Like when you forget it's payday and then BAM! you suddenly have enough money to eat more than just ramen three times a day. Or when you wake up all hungover one Monday and realize it's a holiday and you can …
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Mark Sanchez Slept with a 17-year-old

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I should probably re-title this "Mark Sanchez Slept With a 17-year-old, But It's Legal in New York So That's Okay, I Guess, Except She's in High School Which is Weird, But Really the 17-Year-Old is Kind of the Villain in this Story." That's the whole story, summed up in one sentence. According to a report …
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Super Bowl Recap

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Well, football is over. That's it until nex- well, okay, until the draft, which is in April, but that still leaves us with two and a half months of football-less America. And I don't know about you, but I would rather throw myself off a cliff. Not only is the season over, but we kinda …
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Weekend To Dos: The SUPER BOWL EDITION, DUH

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I wonder what it's like to wake up in Green Bay or Pittsburgh today. It's Friday, and you're going to work, and you have to behave like an adult, but also IT'S MFing SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, EVERYONE! I bet that's how it is in offices all over those two cities. A bunch of decoy Excel …
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How To: Throw An Awesome Super Bowl Party

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This is my favorite post of this week, where we at BCU impart to you, the readers, some great tips on how to throw a totally awesome Super Bowl party. With it being Thursday, you'll need to get a start tonight, because the grocery store on Sunday morning is going to be a cluster f*** …
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