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Goalkeeper Fail

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Although 2011 has seen the demise of the term fail, it has definitely been the year OF the fail, specifically the "attempting seemingly easy things" fail. See jumping into pool, running, eating, and walking. Here comes another addition to Year of the Basic Fail, with this video of a young goalkeeper who got cocky and …
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Ron Jaworski Drops an S-Bomb on MNF

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The amount of awkward in the following two clips is palpable. It's like walking into a damp basement where your fourteen-year-old brother is jerking off. Or accidentally opening a bathroom stall door where a girl is pulling out a tampon. Or ripping a huge fart while walking down the aisle at a very Catholic wedding. …
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Serena Williams is Still Crazy

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The title of this video and the many headlines about it are a little over-the-top. Serena does not "go off on" anyone, and doesn't "lose it," but she definitely (prepare to be offended, feminists) goes off on a totally bitchy rant that would only be expected from an entitled celebrity.Calling the ump a "hater," a …
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Best Penalty Kick of All Time

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Hyperbole (n): the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally.Sometimes people use "hyperbole" to make their point. Like when people say, "Oh my god, that was the best weekend …
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Highlights From the Goodman Vs Melo League Game

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Did you know there is an NBA lockout going on? I know, me neither. There are too many sports lockouts to keep track of these days. Needless to say, I imagine when you aren't certain that you're going to have a job in the next year, it's time to start showcasing your skills, like when …
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Woman Catches Foul Ball With Her Face

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This is why I hate baseball. Not only is it boring and full of fat dudes and slow and monotonous and can end up going on for like TWENTY ONE INNINGS SOMETIMES, but in the rare case that something exciting DOES happen? It's a f*cking baseball hitting you in the face. I feel your pain …
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WNBA Trick Shot Video is the Worst

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This is just sad. Via Deadspin: Boost Mobile signed a huge multiyear sponsorship deal with the WNBA this morning, and it's not like other American sport sponsorships. Boost won't just have their name on courtside advertisements or all-star weekend programming. They'll have their logo plastered on the front of every WNBA jersey, save the two …
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Brawl at the China vs Georgetown Basketball Game

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Ah, diplomacy. Nothing says, "let's begin an international relationship based on mutual respect and fair economic trade" like a bunch of 20-somethings bashing each others' heads into a basketball court, that's what I've always said.
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The Womens X-Games Finals Went Okay

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Hey, look. I'm all for women's activism, and for equal pay, and feminism, and the right of all women to pursue the same dreams as men, but after watching this video, you've got to agree that maybe girls just shouldn't ride motorcycles. EVER.
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Tour de France Cyclist Punches Fan in the Face

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Despite my anger and disdain for hipster cyclists on the road when I am trying to drive to the airport (seriously dudes? I know you ride a fixed gear but that doesn't make you exempt from stop signs, douche bags), I am fully aware that professional cyclists are some of the toughest, most athletic human …
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The NFL Lockout is Over

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You can finally come out of your basements and put the canned goods away, gentlemen, because according to the Los Angeles Times, the NFL lockout is nearly over as players and owners finally come to a deal. All that's left is for the 1,900 players to vote on the deal, after which free agency and …
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Best NASCAR Prayer Ever

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Sometimes I think that stereotypes are created by the people that harbor them. Black people are not dangerous and Mexican people are not lazy and German people don't want to murder all the Jews, but the longer you believe these ideas, the closer they come to being true. So if you said, "oh man, I …
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Cedric Benson Beat Up His Roommate

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Chalk this up on the list of things you don't ever want to experience: getting the ever living sh*t beat out of you by an NFL football player. According to TMZ, Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson is under investigation for allegedly beating up his roommate Clavens Charles after a dispute over their Texas living …
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The Top 5 Facebook Reactions To The World Cup

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YourOpenbook.org is a website created to show people how private (or not so private) Facebook became during the shift to a more public social network. It was a really interesting idea in theory, but I don't think it was really used for that purpose. At all. In fact the only times I've ever used YourOpenBook …
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The Hottest Girls on The US Women's Soccer

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Real quick - is there a reason why everywhere I try and type "women's" it says it's a typo? I mean, that's not wrong, is it? Women's soccer, that's what it's called, right? And women's clothing and women's basketball? These things are all "women's," right? Whatever, sexist internet. OH WTF, apparently "vaginas" isn't correct, EITHER?! …
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The Tony Romo Wedding Video is Embarrassing

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I know what you're thinking. "Duh, ALL WEDDING VIDEOS are embarrassing." I know. All wedding videos are inherently embarrassing because everything about a wedding is weird and archaic and kid of silly. However, most videos are taking by like, your uncle who teaches an AV class at a high school so the video quality is …
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Derek Jeter Gets 3000th Hit

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"Yeah, I dunno, boning Cameron Diaz and Minka Kelly really wasn't enough to make me happy. I had to do something that only 28 players in the history of America have done. But yeah, no, really, have fun at your desk job."
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Mascot Boner Fail

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When the Amarillo Sox manager Mark Lee geared up for his independent baseball team's unveiling of their new mascot, he was very excited. This was the team's first year playing, and the first night when they'd finally get to see their own "Amarillo Sock" in action. However, the sock that showed up didn't look much …
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