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It’s Not Crazy, it’s Sports

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Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few months that ended pretty poorly for your wallet. I know a person who made a $300 bet …
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Craziest Interception of the Year

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Courtesy of the Independence Bowl, this ridiculous pick looks more like something out of a Three Stooges movie then a college level football game between Missouri and North Carolina. It totally deserves a Benny Hill soundtrack, don't you think?
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Kobe Bryant Getting Divorced

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Apparently that TWO MILLION DOLLAR "I'm sorry" ring just didn't do the trick - according to TMZ, Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa is filing for divorce. Previously known for the 2003 sexual assault allegation by a hotel employee in Colorado, sources are now saying that Bryant cheated on his wife with "multiple women" and that the …
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Lamar Odom Traded to the Mavericks

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It looks like Lamar Odom has an answer to his Tweeted question, "When a team trades u and it doesn’t go down? Now what?” and the answer is "head to Dallas, cowpoke." According to ESPN, Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks for an $8.9 million trade exception and a protected first round pick. …
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Will Chris Paul Go to the Lakers?

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Basketball players and fans alike rejoiced yesterday as news hit that the NBA lockout was finally over. Men around the nation breathed a sigh of relief that they wouldn't have to go like, two whole months without any sort of professional sports, because GOD FORBID, you know? Needless to say, excitement over the end of …
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We Hate Tom Brady Too, Kid.

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Come on, that hair? And the hats? And the limitless talent that makes the Patriots nearly as unstoppable as the Packers? AND GISELE? AND THOSE HATS? We feel you, kid. He IS the worst.
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Nick Novak Pees on the Sidelines

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As a Charger fan, my Sundays have officially died. Sure I can go to brunch and maybe watch some other games and see friends and have a couple beers, but the excitement and fanfare and comradeship of having Charger Super Bowl hopes is now over. Sure, it's still mathematically possible for the Chargers to make …
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Pacquiao Vs Marquez: Who Really Won?

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Well folks, I'm back from Vegas. It was, um... a party. I don't know if you've ever been to Vegas during a fight weekend or a holiday weekend or a WEEKEND AT ALL (I normally hit Sin City on a Tuesday to avoid the crowds), but that place is INSANE. There were boxing fans of …
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Brutal Boxing Photo

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I'm getting geared up to watch the Manny Paquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight this weekend in Vegas, reading up on the potential outcome, doing thousands of situps to prepare for the inevitably slutty Vegas outfits, and watching other boxing and UFC matches to prepare myself for the inevitable ass-kicking that I will be witness …
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The Mark Sanchez Flinch

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Poor, poor Mark Sanchez. First he gets caught wiping a booger on a teammate, then he hooks up with a 17-year-old, and now this. Buzzfeed came across this classic clip from this weekend's game against the Bills. Sure, the Jets won, pushing their record to 5 and 3, but this replay of Sanchez flinching like …
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Tim Tebowing

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AHEM:Tebow: (v) to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.I was personally unaware of this phenomenon, until just now when I was sent this video from last night's embarrassing game between the Broncos and Lions in which Tebow was sacked an incredible SEVEN …
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Skateboarder Backflips Between Two Boards

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Here's the tough thing about skateboards: they have wheels! One might try to stand on a skateboard very carefully and not make it move at all to try and look casual and cool in front of some boys in the middle school parking lot but those DAMN WHEELS TOTALLY RUINED MIGHT RUIN THE ENTIRE THING. …
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Proof that Baseball is Boring

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Gentleman, I can not force you to believe what I say is true. I can beg and I can plead and I can sob at your feet, but you may say NAY, I SHAN'T BELIEVE YOU. I can only present you the facts to you that I know to be true, and let you come …
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High Schooler Kicks a 64-yard Field Goal

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Every time a kicker steps on the field of an NFL game, I'm shocked at how scrawny they look compared to the other players. Their arms are all arm-sized instead of Toyota Tercel-sized, and they're short and look like they might have a children's sized jersey on, and on top of that they always seem …
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Marion Barber's Failed Backflip Attempt

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I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly little dance in the endzone and I think it's ridiculous that there is a rule against it. Are you kidding me?! You consider a 20 second jig after a touchdown to be "excessive" in a sport where …
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Home Run Nut Shot

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Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I'm trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989. Or when I am shopping for a Nazi flag for my Jewish friend because …
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Marcus Camby Denies Weed in Car Was His

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With the decriminalization of marijuana in California, I feel like we're all collectively starting to realize that weed isn't exactly the life-ruining hardcore drug that our the government wants us to believe it is. It's not a "gateway" drug anymore than booze is, and the closest it comes to destroying lives is allowing foods like …
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The NY Giants Are Douche Bags

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Look - we in San Diego aren't really allowed to judge other football teams. Our quarterback, while talented, looks like a chubby 12-year-old and acts like one too, and our defensive and running games are both fairly embarrassing. However, after seeing the next two videos, I have to give us credit for never pulling either …
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The Mayweather Knockout Controversy

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Last night's exciting boxing match between Victor Ortiz and Floyd Mayweather Jr. ended as most people expected: with Ortiz getting knocked-the-f***-out by Mayweather. No shocker there. However, the way that it went down has been causing a bit of a stir among fans.According to The Root, Mayweather may have sucker punched Ortiz as he attempted …
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