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Adrian Peterson Arrested for... Um... Resisting Arrest

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Known for being a pretty chill guy, the news that Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested in a Houston nightclub last week comes as quite a surprise. According to TMZ, Peterson was OBLITERATED drunk and uncharacteristically cocky when he got into the brawl at Live at Bayou Place, after the bartender failed to …
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Derrick Rose and His Torn ACL Hit the Club

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I don't know much know literally anything about basketball, but with limited knowledge of the human body and a LOT of knowledge about how drunk people can be at the clubs, I find it kind of strange that Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose would compromise his health by hitting the club last night, despite having …
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Lamar Odom is Going Back to the Clippers

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Time to pack up and head back to LA! According toRadarOnline, Lamar Odom is leaving Dallas and setting up shop in LA to join the Clippers. Despite playing below averagely on the Mavericks last season, the Clippers are ready to sign a deal that would bring Odom back to the team he played for from …
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Stephen A Smith Says 'Don't Be Disrespectful' - The Remix

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Good MOOOORNING, campers! How you doin' this morning? Welcome back to the working week, where everything smells like microwaved salmon and your back hurts all the time for no reason. Let's start this week off right with a fun remix video featuring ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith, who DOES NOT like when people are SO …
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Miami Heat Wins the NBA Finals

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After 5 games, Lebron has done it again, and the Heat have their second NBA title! The Miami team, lead by Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade, ended the series against the Oklahoma City Thunder with a 121 - 106 win last night at American Airlines Arena. Unlike the Heat, who spent the seconds …
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Chris Bosh High Five Fail

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The NBA Finals are in full swing, with the Heat and Thunder at one win apiece, and everyone is wondering who will be the standout star for the series. I didn't get to see much b-ball while on mini-vacay (poor Chicagoans are Bulls fans), but it appears Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Russell Westbrook have …
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Some Kobe That I Used to Know

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In the wake of the Laker beating heard 'round the world, this video is especially poignant. Also, just plain hilarious. Good morning Friday! WE MADE IT!
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Thunder Eliminates Lakers Playoffs Dreams

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Did you know there was an NBA team called the Oklahoma City Thunder? Uh, this was news to me, considering the only teams whose games I'd ever seen were the Lakers, the Celtics, the Mavericks and the Heat. Maybe there was a team called the Nuggets? That could just be me thinking of my late …
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The Most Important 2012 NFL Draft News

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Although I try to write this blog from the view of a worldly, knowledgeable dude who knows how to fix cars and tie ties and skateboard, the truth is I am just a 20-something woman with a slight appreciation for those things. True, I'm not sure what a "carburetor" is, and hockey might as well …
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James Justice Wins Slam Dunk Contest

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As a fairly short human being - no, let's be honest - as a freakishly short human being, I am always impressed and proud when I see one of my fellow vertically-challenged compadres succeeding in a field generally reserved for the tall. When Darren Sproles had his impressive season on the Chargers I immediately bought …
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Tiger Woods is Back

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After nearly three years battling to save his reputation, Tiger Woods proved he's still a champion with his win at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Florida yesterday, pulling ahead of the pack and his partner Graeme McDowell, winning his first PGA tournament since the infidelity scandal that rocked the world in 2009. We all remember …
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Worst NBA Bloopers of the Season

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At my neighborhood bar, there's been a whole lot of talk about "brackets," something I have deduced is related to this season of college basketball. Apparently people make guesses as to which team will win each round, and then a person who guesses it the most correctly wins a prize? I don't know. Basketball is …
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Dwayne and LeBron's Awesome Alley Oop

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I just returned from a trip to Portland, Oregon (as you know because we are good friends and I sent you a postcard), and I recall that a friend I was visiting said that people don't watch much professional sports up there. They don't have a professional football or baseball team, and the Trail Blazers, …
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Pete Weber Is Crazy

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Pardon me for the delay in posts this morning, I had a flight back home from Portland, OR this morning, and the LOVELY and WONDERFUL airline lost all the baggage that I totally didn't need at all! This past weekend, professional bowler Pete Weber won a record breaking fifth US Open Title. This is something …
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Raiders Quarterback Gets Cold Feet HOURS Before the Wedding

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Thank God he doesn't play football with this kind of hesitation: according to the Daily Mail, Oakland Radiers quarterback Jason Campbell was just hours away from getting married in the Dominican Republic when he got cold feet and called off the wedding, despite their wedding party and guests already attending the pre-wedding reception. According to …
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Jeremy Lin Helps Knicks Defeat the Raptors

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So it's basketball season? I guess? I don't know anything. Literally ANYTHING much about basketball, but even I have being hearing the excited murmurs of friends claiming that a new messiah has come to the sport, and his name is Jeremy Lin. An Asian-American Harvard economics graduate, Jeremy Lin is not the person you would …
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Cute Giants Fan is a PHONY

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I guarantee you that they picked this blondie to interview because she is super cute and has another pair of super cute legs in spandex wrapped around her head. You know what they say, sex sells, even on daytime news shows which are the least-sexy thing in the world. However, they must have instantly regretted …
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50 Cent Will Tweet a Pic of His Penis if the Giants Lose the Super Bowl

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According to The Hollywood Gossip, rapper 50 Cent had a lot to celebrate on Sunday when the Giants won the NFC Championship game against the 49s, because he had placed a $50,000 bet on the Giants. Yes, $50,000. Far more than the average American's salary, ON ONE GAME. Needless to say, the Twittersphere decided to …
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Floyd Mayweather Challenges Pacquiao Via Twitter

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After November's controversial match between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing fans around the world called for a final fight between the Filipino superstar and Floyd Mayweather, the boxer most known for sucker punching Victor Ortiz last year, sucker punching his girlfriend all the time, and awkwardly swaying on Dancing With the Stars for …
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