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Top 5 Super Bowl Highlights

The Super Bowl has finished, and here we are on the other side of the year where football doesn't exist. How was your Super Bowl? Did you follow our tips for a great party? Did you bring your booty call with you? Or did you somehow manage to completely avoid the biggest televised event of …
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Happy Super Bowl Weekend!

The hour of glory is finally upon us, friends! Time to pack up for the week, head home, and get ready for Super Bowl Sunday. Hopefully you've already planned your Super Bowl party and decided if bringing your booty call to the party was a good idea. If not, YOU BEST BE GETTIN' ON IT. …
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5 Tips for a Cheap, Awesome Super Bowl Party

It's Wednesday before the Super Bowl! Do you know what you're doing? Are you going to a crowded bar with over priced drinks and annoying people? BAD IDEA. Instead, why don't you use OBC's tips and throw your own party, where you can spend less and ensure you don't have to drink and drive and …
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Manti Te'O Denies Being Gay in the Most Awkward Way Possible

It was Shakespeare who first said, "the lady doth protest too much," and some other brilliant genius who said "HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT" - but the message still rings true. When you deny a statement super hard, it kinda makes you look guilty. Let's all welcome back Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'O, who …
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Colin Kaepernick's Mom Wants to Meet Him Now - What Timing!

Are you getting geared up for the Super Bowl? We sure are. Plan on heading back here next week for some football themed posts including party tips, drinking games, and the answer to the always asked, "should I bring my booty call to the Super Bowl party?" Wait, maybe that's just me that always asks …
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Ravens Fan Goes Nuts

With only a short three weeks left this NFL season, sports fans all over the country are getting geared up for the Super Bowl; planning parties, buying games that will successfully drain them of their rent money, and of course, making predictions of who will make it to the big game. Unlike years past when …
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All The Times Sports Commentators Cursed This Year

At the end of the year, it's fun to look back at all the crazy antics of the past 365 days. Some are funny, some are sad, some are heartwarming. Watching all the times that sports commentators accidentally cursed on live television - now THAT'S a fun one.
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The Worst Foul Shot Ever?

Here we are. Another Tuesday, another worthless waste of 24 hours that is just the bridge day between Monday and Wednesday. The day that somehow suffers from middle child syndrome despite being the second of five days. A day that feels like one of those weird, shriveled baby carrots that always shows up in a …
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Every NBA Fan in 180 Seconds

Wait, WHAT? BASKETBALL STARTED? You guys, I can't keep up with the overwhelming amount of sports happening all the time. It was just last week that the Giants were winning the World Series, and just a few days ago that the Chargers were surprisingly beating the worst team in the league. And now I have …
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The Dude Who Refused to Riot

I forgot to mention that the Giants won the World Series this weekend. There were a few reasons I might have forgotten to mention it, like Halloween was coming up, and I was hungover, and Hurricane Sandy was on its way to make New Jersey pay for its crimes against humanity, and also I forgot …
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Someone Get Brandon McCarthy a Threesome

I don't know who Brandon McCarthy is, mainly because I don't watch baseball, mainly because I'm not 100 years old. However, after hearing this story about the Oakland A's pitcher, I may have to start paying more attention. According to BuzzFeed, McCarthy was struck in the head by a line drive hit off Angels shortstop …
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Every NFL Fan in 90 Seconds

With opening Sunday of the NFL season this weekend, it's important for us all to remember that despite rivalries and bad calls, despite Fantasy Football teams and the referee lockout, despite Ochocinco getting his ex's face tattooed on his leg, we are all in this together as Americans. As horrible, horrible Americans.
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Lance Armstrong Stripped of All Tour De France Wins

And this, kids, is why you don't do drugs. According to TMZ, Lance Armstrong has officially been stripped of each of his seven Tour De France wins for allegedly using steroids during his time in the sport. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency finally made the announcement this morning after months of deliberation, finally deciding that Armstrong …
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Usain Bolt Has His Own Strain of Weed

I don't know if any of you have ever smoked marijuana. Have you? I mean, I haven't. Obviously, because it is against the law, and I am a law-abiding citizen who never does anything that is against the law. BUT, if I did partake in the smoking of marijuana drugs, WHICH I DON'T, I would …
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The Ultimate Olympic Diving Fail

NBC. Home of some of my favorite shows of all time (30 Rock! Parks & Recreation! The Office back when it wasn't garbage!), and American public enemy number one during the Olympic season. There are many reasons to be upset with the way NBC has been airing the Olympics, from claims that they ignored other …
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This Olympic Rower Is... Gifted

The internet is abuzz today with a photo of Olympic Bronze medalist, rower Henrik Rummel. In the image, which captured the US rowing team just after they received their bronze medals, Rummel appears to be excited. Like, really excited. In the pants. The crotch area of the pants. WHAT I'M SAYING IT IT LOOKS LIKE …
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Jason Kidd Got a DUI

What a bummer day this is, huh? First we saw that abomination of a music video from Trace Cyrus, and then I accidentally stumbled upon Octomom's stripper pictures, and now I hear that Mavericks point guard (and soon-to-be NY Knick) Jason Kidd was arrested early Sunday morning for driving under the influence. According to TMZ, …
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Steve Nash is Officially a Laker

Hope you enjoyed your win, Lebron, because it might be the last - according to ESPN.com, Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash has arrives in Los Angeles to play for the Lakers, a move that could "thrust the Los Angeles Lakers straight back into title contention." Despite Suns president Lon Babby calling his departure "excruciating," …
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