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Countdown to the Super Bowl: Day 6

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Now that we've gone over the potentially disastrous parts of this weekends testosterone-fest, let's lighten the mood with a pleasant look at the top 5 super bad-ass, TOTALLY UNBEATABLE parts of Super Bowl weekend. 1) The Great Bar Vs Barbeque Party War Every year, my group of friends debates for a solid month and a …
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Countdown to the Super Bowl: Day 7

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Green Bay Packers. Pittsburgh Steelers. Two teams from two cities that I neither know nor care ANYTHING about. Actually no - I think one of them likes cheese or something? Maybe? Either way, the Super Bowl is this weekend, and despite it having not one team that I am even vaguely interested in, we still …
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The 4 Best Parts of the Playoff Games Yesterday

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Rashard Mendenhall pretends to have butt sex with Ben Roethlisberger in front of EVERYONE Following allegations that Ben Roethlisberger rapes people, it is surprising to me that something like this took so long to happen. Luckily, it went down on a day when half the nation was watching. I imagine that somewhere, Ben is sitting …
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Brett Favre "Retiring" "Probably" "Maybe"

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It's that time of the year, everyone. The ice is melting, the sun is shining, and the flowers are blooming. THAT'S RIGHT- it's Brett Favre retirement discussion season! What joy! According to Fox Sports, two sources have claimed that Favre turned in his retirement papers on Monday. Although this doesn't really mean much and he …
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Worst Playoff Bet EVER

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The coming weekend of divisional playoff games is set to be an exciting one. You can tell because dudes around the world were already setting their weekend plans before the last game was even over. "SWEET TOUCHDOWN, MARSHAWN but seriously guys down to the real business. Whose house are we going to sh*t all over …
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Marshawn Lynch's Touchdown: Magic Star Version

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Oh look, we're all still alive. That's great. The world didn't blow up yet and animals have stopped Heaven's Gate-ing themselves so I suppose it's safe to say that maybe, just MAYBE we're going to make it to 2012. That being said, this week is going to be GREAT. It's a three day weekend coming …
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Awesome Free Throw

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Now that the Chargers' hopes and dreams have been crushed into a mushy green wasabi (because of the yellow and blue! COLORS!), it's time to start looking for other sports to actually follow. College basketball, for one. And it's moments like this one during an Idaho State game this past week that we hope can …
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Most NSFW Football Celebrations Ever

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Two sports posts in one day, you ask? Yes, and trust me, you'll like it, so quiet down. This past week had one of the most awesome NFL games of the season, with the Eagles coming back after being down 21 to win the game against the Giants 38 - 31. It was definitely one …
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Does Rex Ryan's Wife Have a Foot Fetish?

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It's stories like this that make me think "good lord, get off their back!" Not unlike the Miley Cyrus salvia story and other tales of celebrities private lives, I feel like the media should back off a bit. Let's take a look at the Rex Ryan story, shall we? According to Deadspin, someone unearthed some …
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NFL Adding a Soundtrack to Games

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While riding the elevator down from the 9th BCU offices last night, a news snippet flashed on the elevator television caught my eye that said, "NFL considering adding music to games." I could have sworn it was a joke. I mean, it had to be, right? That's just a silly quip thrown in the news …
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Stevie Johnson Vs. God

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I always thought it was just a coincidence that football and church fell on the same day of the week. I mean, I guess I always did notice that on certain Sundays my dad was still in his pajamas drinking a beer and watching TV as I was being ushered out into freezing temperatures to …
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Michael Vick Redeems Himself (And More)

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In general, I am repulsed by the word "EPIC." Once only used by surfers describing their barrel-riding skills, it has become an overused, overplayed, meaningless term used on the internet to describe cats jumping in boxes and kids lighting themselves on fire. However, that being said, Vick's performance last night was, in a word, EPIC. …
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The Miami Heat Are Disappointing

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It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, "we got Bosh and Wade, so, whatevs." And when …
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Girl Gives Lap Dance at Cowboys Game

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I would like to create an experiment wherein several hundred men are placed in a theater with dual screen goggles on. On one side, their favorite football team is in overtime against its rival, getting ever closer to winning the Super Bowl. And on the other screen? Three of their top picks for sexiest woman …
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Best Fan Celebration of All Time

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Some might say, "this is old," and others might say, "damn, what is this kid on?" but I say, "you sir, are absolutely the coolest, most confident, steeliest-of-balls guy I have ever had the pleasure of watching on YouTube (sorry, Keenan)". Check out the video below for a very happy Celtics fan and the spectators …
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Fan Tried To Kill A-Rod To Woo Cameron Diaz

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I've been looking to find something, ANYTHING, about the ALCS playoff games that is even vaguely interesting to write about, but unfortunately, the fact of the matter is that un til the World Series, baseball is just straight bo-ring. Until today, that is, when like a gift from the heavens I received word that some …
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Young Chargers Fan Feels Our Pain

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This weekend was a rough one for Chargers fans. They played the Oakland Raiders (who, mind you, we have beat THIRTEEN TIMES IN A ROW before this weekend and who, for all intents and purposes, are the WORST) and lost. LOST. All around San Diego grown men could be seen, curled up in the fetal …
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Brett Favre Peen Pics Hit the Web

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Brett Favre is many things: a Minnesota Vikings quarterback, a 1990s era jeans spokesman, a person who doesn't understand the meaning of the word "retirement." And now we have another title to add to the list: a woefully unrequited sexter. That's right, everyone! The rumored photos of the 97 year old quarterback's junk that he …
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Thousands of Condoms Clog Games Village Drains

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The Commonwealth Games, in New Delhi, India, are the puny step-brother of the Olympics (because America isn't involved) held every four years in one of the member states of the Commonwealth of Nations. I scoffed at them all week, hearing news that the conditions were terrible, the heat was intolerable, and the drama surrounding the …
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Ochocinco Sends Fans to Sex Line

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Hey Bengals, can we sit down real quick and discuss the current state of your two star players? Yes, I mean Terrell Owens and the other one whose legal name I refuse to say out loud. Can we just get together and maybe have a little talk about their egos? Look: I know they are …
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