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Sextech

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Just 30 years ago, the idea of meeting someone via the INTERNET was totally foreign. Now here we are with sex robots and sexting and virtual sex and a million other techy ways to get frisky. "Sextech" as it's called, isn't showing any signs of stopping -- but you may wonder what the experts think …
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Sex Toys That Make Great Gifts

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We're not big into Valentine's Day, as you might imagine - it's a downright ridiculous holiday! However, if you're into gift-giving, one of our favorite gifts to pass on to someone you're bangin' is a fantastic sex toy, one that can either be used alone or as you get your booty call on together. Via …
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Will Sex Robots Lead to the End of Humanity?

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Sex robots have been a hot topic in recent years as developers create new and creepier ways to make silicone and hard drives simulate blow jobs and pillow talk. Introverts and basement dwellers are likely looking forward to the opportunity to get laid without having to actually do anything remotely close to small talk, but …
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First Apple Watch Sex Toy is Here

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If you're like us, you probably don't really get why anyone would need an Apple Watch. I mean, what's the point, right? Well, apparently a company called Lovense heard our eye-rolls and created a product that might just convince us to drop big bucks on the "smart watch," and it's called BLUSH. We'll let the …
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DIY Fleshlight That Looks Like a Butt

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Are you in need of a little afternoon delight but are either a) too busy or b) too disgusting to find yourself a booty call? Yes? Ok, second question. Are you really horny, completely and utterly alone AND too broke to buy yourself either a Farrah Abraham sex toy or iPad compatible fleshlight? Well, you're …
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Would You Get a Robot Blow Job?

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Let's be honest, guys. For many dudes, just the words "would you" and "blow job" means the answer would unequivocally be YES YES WHERE WHEN NOW HOW ABOUT NOW? However, when I (as a non-penis owning individual) read the question, I thought, "ummm, why would a guy want to attach something mechanical to his junk …
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GAGA: The Vibrator That Films and Records Your Vag

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Inside the human body. It's a place few of us get to see, unless you're a lucky 40-something dude going in for his first colonoscopy. I wouldn't say there is anything inherently SEXY about one's internal organs, but maybe this new sex toy, the Chinese-made Gaga vibrator, allows the ladies to get their rocks off …
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Good News: You Can Now Have Sex With Your iPad.

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It's Monday. You're probably exhausted and already counting down the days before the three-day weekend. You don't have the energy for thoughts, let alone words. Just watch this video, and then consider for a moment whether $25 is a reasonable price for the most embarrassing (but also potentially awesome) purchase you might ever make. (Unless …
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Space Toilets

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It's Thursday morning and we're lagging. Life is just a contradiction sometimes, isn't it? Like one part of you feels like the weeks are never-ending, and work just keeps happening and you wish you could just fast-forward to the weekend. On the other hand though, HOLY CRAP IT'S ALMOST SEPTEMBER and you've barely made a …
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90s Workout Gadgets Were the Best

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Case in point: THE FLO. We know that May is gone and with it our Sexy Summer Slim Down series, but that doesn't mean we can't laugh at 90s workout videos. The Flo is a perfect example of what the last decade of the 20th century brought us - pastel sweatsuits, weird music, and of …
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Google Glass Bans Porn :(

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It was just a couple weeks ago that we discussed the potential for Google Glass to be used for porn. Hands-free filming and 100% POV sight seemed like the product was straight-up MADE for porn, but apparently Google has decided to become your mom, telling developers that "we don't allow Glassware content that contains nudity, …
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Porn Industry to Use Google Glass, Obviously

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mmm. sexy. The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They're always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn't sexy in the slightest. So OBVIOUSLY, when Google announced the arrival of Google Glass, a headset that beams a small screen to your …
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Chandler's New Laptop Reminds Us How Far We've Come

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May I remind you that THIS THING has more memory than Chandler's, um... walking path brick... thing? Look at that thing. Now look at THIS THING. Now look at that thing. Okay now look at THIS THING. We've come a long way, baby. On a side note, I miss Friends.
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Maybe Don't Buy Things From Men at Gas Stations

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Everyone makes bad decisions sometimes. Sometimes they are just being a**holes (like getting your car towed because you parked in a handicap spot), but usually, peoples' mistakes are just genuine accidents. Like signing up to win a car at a mall, or leaving your wallet somewhere, or asking a fat lady when her baby is …
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LovePalz - the Long Distance Sex App

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Phone sex has long been a tool for couples who are apart for long stretches of time. Then came Facetime and Skype, allowing couples to see each other face to face (or other body part to other body part) and engage in some virtual sexy time. And now, a Taiwanese businessman named Oni Chen has …
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iPhone 5 Parody Video is Dum- OKAY FINE PRETTY ACCURATE.

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I mean, bashing on the iPhone is basically like beating a dead horse these days. Everyone makes jokes every time a new phone comes out, calling them stupid and overpriced and a fad and proof that we all buy into Apple's really great marketing when in fact there are other, much more affordable phones on …
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Skype Sex Gets Better With a Remote Vibrator

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First there was letter writing, then there was phone sex, then there was Skype. Just when you thought that getting your long-distance booty on couldn't get any better, a company comes along and makes it even MORE hot. With the invention of the Mojowijo, a dual vibrator that you can remotely control (and can be …
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Choose OBC, Not This Creepy Hug Robot

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Maybe it's just because I'm an old fart who doesn't like all these newfangled whoosi-whatsits, but this whole upsurge in the invention of robotic mouths and Real Dolls and robot prostitutes is really rubbing me the wrong way. Sex and hugs and kisses are supposed to be between two human people who met on OBC, …
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Google Glasses

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And, when you look up "The Future" in the dictionary, you see this. I'm not sure what I'd rather have - Knight Rider PSAs or cyborg technology that will likely cause me to step in front of a bus.
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