Tech & Gadgets

Two New iPhone Feature Ideas

BCU January 16, 2012

With all the new technology emerging in the smartphone world, it's almost impossible to keep up. Swype, Siri, iCloud, and other programs have brought us swiftly into the future of phones, and each new project is more awesome than the next. This morning I came across two NEW ideas in the smartphone world that have …

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Worst Use of the Word Booty Ever

BCU January 13, 2012

Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND "MOIST" THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.

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The Schticky

BCU January 10, 2012

Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don't need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it's like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn't be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, …

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Creepiest iPhone App Yet

BCU January 4, 2012

Coming to an iPhone near you from the country that brought you sharking is a cringe-worthy app that silences the smartphone's camera function, thus allowing creeps around the word to take pictures of people (namely women) without their consent or knowledge, according to MercuryNews.The app, which can be upgraded to a version which displays a …

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Roll-Up Big Screen TVs

BCU December 13, 2011

You know how sometimes your friend invites you over to watch the game, and you really want to go because a bunch of your old friends are gonna be there and there's free food, but at the same time you don't want to go because they still have a 1950s era 27 inch screen with …

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The Human Dolphin

BCU December 9, 2011

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

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Is Siri Racist?

BCU October 18, 2011

If you have been living in a cave under a rock in the Afghanistan desert and are also deaf and blind and don't have Twitter, you may not have heard about the release of the iPhone 4S, Apple's most recent smart phone that, of course, is both impressing and DEPRESSING Apple fan-boys around the world. …

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Wonder Cream

BCU October 14, 2011

Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up AND WE ARE SET! Thank you Japan, as always! (Also, am I the only one that thought that said "SHARK c*nt"? Because that might actually be even more amazing.)

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Google Powered-Vibrator

BCU October 12, 2011

The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, "the Google"! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have our answer. Masturbating! The Googlher was created by FAT Lab's Randy Sarafan, uses the power of the world wide …

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You Go Girl Poop-Smell-Cover-Up For Women

BCU September 1, 2011

Oddly enough, the last product I saw that had 'go girl' in the name was a tiny plastic funnel that women would use to pee standing up. Had you told me that in the near future I would see a product with 'go girl' in the name that would gross me out even more than …

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How to Hide Your Beer in a Soda Cup

BCU August 3, 2011

I have probably talked (blogged?) your ear (eyes?) out about how upset I was regarding the passing of Prop D in San Diego - banning any and all alcoholic beverages from the beach. I get that you can go to the beach and have fun withOUT booze, but there is just nothing better than an …

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Security Guards at Comic-Con: Prepare

BCU July 21, 2011

Unfortunately, I tailored THIS detailed post to fit the attendees of Comic-Con, and not to those working in the area. But to the security guards of the San Diego Convention Center, which is at this very moment gearing up to host over a hundred thousand of the nation's biggest nerds, I say two words only.Prepare …

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5 Tips for a Fool-Proof Comic-Con

BCU July 20, 2011

San Diego's annual Comic-Con begins tomorrow (actually, preview night begins tonight but that's for the über-IMPORTANT nerds), so over a hundred thousand fans will be flocking to the streets of downtown San Diego to catch sneak peeks of movies and video games, gawk at celebs, and attend panels for their favorite shows and movies. As …

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iBoobies

BCU June 21, 2011

When I was a kid, there was this store called "Spencers" in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that's what you do when you're 13. Spencer's was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie …

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Playboy Coming to iPad May 18th

BCU May 10, 2011

Remember when it used to be a hilarious joke to say, "Oh, I just get Playboy for the articles!"? Everyone would laugh and laugh because NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE BOOBIES, YOU JOKESTER! Remember that? What innocent times.Nowadays, I think if someone said that, it would probably be fairly true. With the …

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Thermochromic Urinal

BCU May 4, 2011

As a female, I've always been jealous of the idea of being able to, er, "direct" the way your pee is going. On the contrary, women are stuck with this awkwardly positioned, completely unsteerable device in between our legs that makes peeing in public buildings far more difficult than what you men get to deal …

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The Euthanasia Coaster

BCU April 19, 2011

There has been much debate over whether or not euthanasia should be legal over the years, Euthanasia, of course, meaning "mercy-killing" or "the practice of ending a life in a manner which relieves pain and suffering". Many doctors (most famously the controversial Jack Kevorkian), believe that it is an honorable and compassionate practice for men …

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World's First 3-D Porn

BCU April 7, 2011

Dude. China, you guys. Considering right now America's GOVERNMENT IS ABOUT TO SHUT DOWN and DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, I think it's safe to say that the title "leader of the free world" might be a bit of a stretch these days. We should just step aside and let the big boys take …

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The Kissing Controller

BCU February 22, 2011

The grown up, tech version of Seven Minutes in Heaven has arrived in the form of The Kissing Controller, a prototype by artist Hye Yeon Nam, which allows players to control a bowling game by - you guessed it - kissing passionately. All you need is the special headset and magnet, the bowling game, and …

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A Totally Unbiased Review of Google for Weddings

BCU February 11, 2011

Let's just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction, okay? I just think that business of marriage (not unlike the business of Christmas, the business …

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