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WiiFit Injury Makes Woman A Sex Addict

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Aw man, this is an injury we wouldn't mind getting! The latest in a recent trend of WiiFit accidents, Manchester resident Amanda Flowers has recently come out saying a fall off of her WiiFit balance board has caused her to become a "sex addict," saying that even the slightest vibrations cause her to get "turned …
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5 Things You'll See On ChatRoulette

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If you haven't yet checked out ChatRoulette, you're missing out on the newest craze among teens and creepy perverts across the globe. Already it has made semi-famous a dude named Merton, a Ben Folds look/sound-a-like who improvs piano songs to his randomly-selected chat partners. Could Chat Roulette is the new YouTube? It does come complete …
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Wing App

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We over here at the BCU offices don't condone illegal activity, which means, of course, that we definitely don't indulge in the celebrations that some do on this 20th of April. However, if we were to, we'd probably utilize the new KLUCKR app for the iPhone. The KLUCKR app is a program that helps you …
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Tiger Woods "Took it In"

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Remember Tiger Woods? And that thing he did? I don't know, some boring garbage about a couple affairs or whatever? It's all a dull haze now that we have Sandra Bullock and her unfaithful headcase neo-Nazi husband. We Americans are great at forgiveness if someone else does something worse than you! Anyway, Tiger Woods had …
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The Best BCU Search Terms

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In order to better serve you, our loyal BCU readers, we frequently check to see which search terms are bringing new readers to the site. They nearly always consist of "booty call," "hot women," and "onlinebootycall." However, every once in a while comes a gem that makes the staff giggle like school girls. Here are …
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Greatest Web April Fools Jokes

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I'm gullible. Like, really, seriously, gullible. Like when a fellow BCU staffer told me that Google docs runs slow on my Chrome browser, I responded with a dramatic, "REALLY?" Until they laughed and said, "No, you idiot. Chrome is made by Google. " So comes April Fools day. I wake up every year, prepared for …
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Boyfriends Vs Girlfriends

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Although Google is one of the most powerful web companies in the world, we often laugh at the auto-fill answers that show up when we search for things. Like one time I really wanted to know if my sneezing was due to seasonal allergies, but when I typed in "why are my sn-", Google decided …
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200-Year-Old Sex Toy Auction

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Somebody in the UK seriously loves their dildos!! An anonymous bidder (surprise, surprise) paid a whopping £3,600 (over $5 grand) for a pair of wooden phallus-shaped carvings that apparently date back to the 1700s. One is 10 inches long and the other is 11, not including the testicles. Although we'd rather not picture what this …
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Crazy Things Women Do on Facebook

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1. Stalking Remember back before the internet, when the only way to stalk someone was to literally stand in the bushes next to their house and peek in through their window while simultaneously trying to avoid being seen by the cops? In those day, stalking was an art. Only the super creepy dudes of the …
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Bananas May Prevent Spread of HIV

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The amazing banana. High in potassium, delicious on cereal, and hilariously similar-looking to the penis. These were the only joys of the banana, up until recent study that may show bananas can help prevent HIV! A recent study reported on by the Montreal Gazette shows that a chemical in bananas has been as potent at …
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Booty Call Texting Rules

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Back before cell phones and the internet, booty calls had to be made over land line phones or (god forbid) face to face. Now that it's 2010, I imagine the percentage of booty calls that are made face to face has significantly declined, probably to like... zero. However, a downside of using technology to hit …
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The Tiger Text App

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Are you a particularly nefarious, multi-millionaire professional golfer who enjoys dozens of mistresses at once while keeping your unfairly sexy Swedish wife around too? Probably not. But if you've got his tendencies (cheating, lying, Ambien problem, etc), you might want to download this new iPhone app; "Tiger Text," which you can program to automatically delete …
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5 Best Web Apps for Getting Lucky

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A couple months ago we did an article on the best iPhone apps for dates, which included some great tools for finding restaurants and movie theaters to take a hot date. However, it has come to our attention that not every human being is endowed with an iPhone, so we thought we'd grace all you …
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Bidding for Sex.com Domain Starts at $1million

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Did you know that if you type the word "sex" in Google search, the domain name Sex.com doesn't even show up on the first page? Even if you do manage to find it, it isn't the greatest porn site ever created by any means, in fact it's sort of a low-budget directory page with a …
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A New App Leads You to Booty

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So we've covered the Playboy app and the Fap App, and now you're thinking, well that's great, all that stimulation from my phone, where do I find some real action? Well, obviously your answer is at your fingertips (OBC, silly!), but if you're out shopping and are in need of a hookup, the PinpointsX app …
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Great Hidden Fridge

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The BCU staff's got it pretty good- amongst the old pizza and water bottles, there is usually a case of beer in the fridge, on reserve for late Friday nights working. However, some places don't have as awesome an office, so they've had to improvise. We've seen our share of funny ways to hide alcohol. …
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