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Sex Doll Saves Man's Life

Unfortunately, some people in the world have not been exposed to the wonders of OBC... and because they have no access to no-strings-attached booty, they resort to sex toys, some disturbingly technological, and some tried and true, like the blow up doll. A man named Yang in Shanghai was a fan of these, until one …
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Stephen Colbert Takes out iPad at the Grammys

Steve Jobs, you tricky little minx. Amidst the backlash of nerds everywhere calling the iPad a "let-down," and "disappointing," and "totally lame," Jobs apparently decided to remind America that we are obsessed with Apple, no matter what we say. In this clip from the Grammys, Stephen Colbert pulls one out to read the nominees, and …
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Busty Mouse Pads

Do you remember that episode of 30 Rock where James Franco had a creepy, sexual obsession with a Japanese anime body-pillow-woman? I have a feeling that's exactly the direction this mouse pad's gonna go.
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MadTV Predicted the Apple iPad

MadTV has always fallen short compared to it's time-slot rival, Saturday Night Live. However, with yesterday's Apple release, this skit from a few years ago has been getting millions of hits! Apparently, they predicted the iPad before any tech site on the internet! Well, sort of...
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Apple Officially Unveils the iPad

All the speculation was right. In a much anticipated presentation this morning, Steve Jobs officially showcased his newest gem- the iPad, a tablet device that looks like a giant iPod in all honesty. However, Jobs listed quite a few exciting features including: a Kindle-like reading app, a great art program, very smooth video playback, and …
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Greg Oden's Naked Pictures

When are celebrities going to stop sending people full-frontal naked pics via cell phone? Seriously?! Don't they get that nobody can be trusted? Well, apparently not. WorldStarHipHop.com recently released pictures allegedly showing basketball player, Greg Oden, totally nude. Although they are not completely clear, the guy shooting mirror pics of his naughty bits sure looks …
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Top 5 Most Worthless Inventions

Infomercials are hilarious. From the Snuggie to the Potty Patch, we've been battered by inventions that seem to serve little to no purpose. With a little help from Visboo.com, we've compiled a list of the top 5 most worthless inventions. 5. Shoe Mop What's that, you ask? Can house cleaning get easier? Answer: No. Cleaning …
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Man Buried in Haiti Rubble Uses iPhone to Survive

Colorado filmmaker Dan Woolley was in Haiti filming a documentary when the country was rocked by a 7.0 earthquake last Tuesday. When the building he was in collapsed on top of him, he feared he would die. That is, until he remembered he had his iPhone with him. He first used the flashlight feature to …
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5 Creepy Fetishes For 2010

S&M and fuzzies are so 2009. The Asylum recently compiled some hot, somewhat disturbing, new fetishes to watch for in 2010. 5. Somnophilia If you ask me, this one is kind of boring. As long as the "morning wood" phenomenon exists, women will never be weirded out by what is called "sleepy sex," or, trying …
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Apple's Newest Creation

The rumors are true. Apple is holding a special event to announce its newest product on January 27th. It will be pretty tough to top the iPhone, but we're counting on the ingenuity of the Apple team to make something mind-blowing. Check back with us for the scoop on January 28th!
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Porn In 3D

There is an adage that says "Pornography Drives Technology," and this years Adult Entertainment Expo was proof of this. What with Twitter Porn, Sex Robots, and iPhone porn apps, the world was introduced to a whole plethora of never-seen-before X-rated awesomeness. One of our faves, though, was Bad Girls in 3-D, which unveiled its at …
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Twitter Porn

Many exciting developments were recently revealed at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, some sexy (3D porn!), some strange (a vibrator attachment for your iPod!), and some flat out creepy (Roxxxy, a sex robot that can talk to you about football). However, one stood out as pretty ingenious- Twitter Porn! Well, not exactly Twitter …
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NASA Patents Used for Flirting Bra

Forget the Mars landing, satellites orbiting the Earth, and learning about the infinite abyss known as the Universe, NASA's patents have found a far more important venue: ladies' bras. That's right, the same memory foam technology that is used in space (and on those comfy mattresses) is now finding a home making women's busts look …
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Online Dating Increases When It's Cold

Temperatures in the UK have dropped to below freezing, causing weather that has not been seen in years. Because of this unexpected coldfront, Britons have been utilizing online dating more than ever! According to DateDaily.com, Websites like MySingleFriend.com have reported record visits this week alone, showing that during this cold time, your chance of finding …
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Friend Us on Facebook!

Because we know you spend 95% of your time at work stalking people on Facebook, why don't you go ahead and add us as a friend! We'll update you with OBC news, funny videos, and you can see who else is a fan of us... maybe a potential booty call! Check out our page here!
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Man Escapes Prison, Taunts Cops From Facebook

Craig Lynch escaped from a UK prison over a year ago, and still hasn't been caught. That's not incredibly uncommon, but what's crazy is he's been taunting the cops via Facebook! He updates his status frequently, giving hints to where he is, commenting on delicious steaks he's eaten, and cool parties he goes to. And …
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Worlds Most Expensive iPod

Have you ever noticed that the screens of most peoples' iPods look like they eat fried chicken for every meal? And the back looks like they use their iPod to hammer in nails? Perhaps if they had the iPod Supreme, created by designer Stuart Hughes, they'd be more apt to be a little more careful. …
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Sean Kingston Feat. Sean Paul Twitter Song "Follow Me"

Everywhere you look these days someone's coming out with a Facebook song, a Myspace song, or a Twitter song, but most of them are either boring or terrible. Or both. Enter Sean Kingston, with his single "Follow Me [The Twitter Song]," and with a great beat and a catchy hook, it's destined to be the …
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The FapMapper App

Showing up just a couple of days after the apparently much milder Playboy App, the "FapMapper" is a tool for those who care to share their favorite masturbation and public sex locations. Weird? Perhaps yes, but pretty ingenious. Using GPS, you can click on a spot and give a short description of your exploits, such …
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