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The Modern Prostitute

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It looks as though science is finally learning what movies, music, and fashion have always known: that sex sells. Wired Magazine, for example, has just released a study about the modern state of prostitution, which I imagine will get more hits than every medical, biological, and technological post they've ever done, combined. Sudhir Venkatesh, a …
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iPhone Powered Vibrator

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Have the Nobel Prizes happened yet? I wouldn't know because obviously there is a more important award show coming up that demands FAR more attention than a stupid nerd party full of nerd awards. They probably don't even have a pre-Nobel Prize "Fashion Police" show or anything, which completely de-legitimizes the entire thing. NEEDLESS TO …
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Verizon Officially Gets iPhone

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Well, there goes my hypothesis. I had assumed for the past few years that Steve Jobs himself had been spreading the rumors about finalizing a contract with Verizon as a joke. Like maybe he thought it was just hilarious to watch Verizon users get mad cases of blue balls every three months. Or perhaps he …
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Beer Poured From the Bottom

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I don't know what sort of witch magic they've concocted to make this possible, but I am A-OK with it. Quick pour, little head, and something that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie? SIGN ME UP. Legacy embedded mediaEMBED-Beer Filled From The Bottom - Watch more free videos
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Best Energy Saving Sign EVER

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Thanks to this sign, you can count on me yelling, "HEY, DON'T LEAVE THE POOR GUY WITH BLUE BALLS, YOU JERK" every time someone forgets to turn off a light. We'll see how quickly I lose all my friends.
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Your Porn Habits May Go Public

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even this guy isn't safe. img via jimfairthorneTime to do a complete swipe of your laptops, everyone. According to Gawker, "U.S. companies are tracking porn downloads from networks like BitTorrent, and experts say they are easy prey for hackers."ACS: Law, an anti-piracy firm in the UK, has for a while used less than admirable tactics …
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The Bra That Doubles as A Gas Mask

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Happy Monday, readers! As we begin another week, it's time to celebrate the unexplainable inventions of our time. From the Snuggie to the Slap-Chop to that blanket that looks like a burqa, I'm just waiting for a museum to open that showcases all of the ridiculous inventions that our generation has dreamt up.Like, for example, …
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Apple's September Announcement: A Prediction

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Apple's next "unprecedented, life-changing, nothing-will-ever-be-the-same oh my god oh my god" product announcement is in two days, you guys, so we better stock up on canned goods and iTunes gift cards because our world is about to be turned upside down. As we know, the most recent Apple creations, the iPad and the iPhone 4, …
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Cosmo 'Position of the Day' App is Awkward

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I've never really understood Cosmo's approach to sex advice. Cracked once featured an article showing some of the weird, creepy, and sometimes horrifically dangerous tips the ladies mag dishes out, including (but not limited to ) biting your dude's SCROTUM, to give you an idea. So when Gizmodo recently revealed that Cosmo had created a …
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New Web App Lets You Text While Driving

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I don't know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it's within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you "totes can't wait 4 the party l8er" while you …
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Headline Fail

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Reuters is a very highly respected news organization from which we get most of our to-the-minute news on environmental issues and political scandals and also alligators wearing sandals sometimes. That being said, WTF, REUTERS. We'd like to believe that whoever came up with that DAZZLING headline is just the greatest undercover comedian of all time …
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Fix Your iPhone 4 MacGuyver Style

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If you're one of the hundreds of thousands of people who stood in line for hours and paid hundreds of dollars for the most important innovation to phone/camera/lifestyle technology and were really excited to call your mom but instead encountered reception not unlike that of a 1920s rotary phone, you were PROBABLY a little miffed. …
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The Microsoft Kinect Makes You Look Epilectic

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Everyone seems to be abuzz these days after the announcement at E3 that Microsoft was releasing it's new controller-less motion sensing system, eliminating the need for a controller all together. Awesome! I mean, how many times a day do you think, sure, this game is fun and all but BOY all this controller holding has …
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No More Penis For Chat Roulette.

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Zip up those jean shorts and put your business away, gentlemen, because Chat Roulette wants nothing to do with your flopping junk all over their screens anymore. What prudes, huh? I mean, seriously, what's even the point of Chat Roulette if I don't get to watch 45 year old unemployed Italian dudes in their mom's …
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iPhone 4 is Here and No One Really Cares

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Oh shhhh, I know, sure, there are tons of tech geeks out there who are getting their panties all in a bunch over the newest iPhone. We've read that many of the past failures of the iPhone have been upgraded: the call quality and antenna are better, the camera is great, and the screen looks …
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Why MySpace is Dead

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MySpace brought us a lot of awesome things. A way to avoid homework for 6 hours, rediscovering why you hated that kid in elementary school, and stalking ex-boyfriends while silently hating everything about them are a few of my favorites. However, as Facebook expanded from just the college crowd to businesses and eventually anyone with …
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