T'was a slow week on BCU, starting because I got SICK AS UN PERRO, and later because, well, the internet just sucks sometimes. However, we aren't gonna hold back on you since I know you're gonna need topics of conversation when you start chattin' up that hottie at the bar this weekend, so he's a roundup of all the crap you need to know.
BASKETBALL STUFF
NCAA basketball ended, so we took
a look back at some of the best moments in the past 26 years.
On the "not so best" side, we have Warriors player
Jarrett Jack and his attempt at a half-court shot yesterday.
SEX: The good, the bad, the ugly
Here are our tips for
scoring a booty call at Coachella in the next two weekends.
Studies find that
penis size matters - when it comes to women being turned on.
A Tennessee politician got caught jerking off on the freeway while driving 90 miles an hour. Save it for your bedroom, Romeo.
Celeb stuffs:
Our Hump Day Hottie was mother of two
Jessica Alba, who looks INCREDIBLE.
LL Cool J and Brad Paisley came out with a song called
"Accidental Racist". It is... exactly like you'd expect.
And of course, the WTF
This weirdo Richard enjoys
a hobby that is, um, "outside the bun."
Move over, KFC -
this woman gets turned on by Popeye's chicken.
Japanese inventors never fail to impress us with
how far they will go to out-weird themselves.
Have a great weekend, everyone! See you on Monday!
