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WTF is Going On With Miley Cyrus?

As opponents to the idea that marriage is necessary for a couple to live a long, fulfilled life together, Team OBC is still kinda shocked that Disney rebel Miley Cyrus and her beau, Liam Hemsworth, decided to get engaged, despite the fact that Miley was only 19 at the time of the engagement. Since the …
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Surgery Claims to Make Sex Better For Women

I've never been opposed to plastic surgery for women. I mean, who CARES what a woman does to her body if it doesn't affect anyone else? I could see people being upset if a woman replaced her breasts with semi-automatic weaponry, or inserted Nazi symbols into her butt cheeks, but otherwise who can really comment? …
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Hump Day Hottie: Emilia Clarke

This week's Hump Day Hottie is in honor of the return of HBO's hit show, Game of Thrones. If you haven't seen the fantasy drama, well, let's just say that you are missing out on the best television show that has hit the airwaves EVER. EVER, I tell you. People seem to believe that the …
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The Most Important Part of the Magic Vs Pacers Game

A video has gone viral this morning which shows some seriously controversial stuff happening during last night's Magic Pacers game. It's being widely debated on several different websites, causing divisions between friends and colleagues regarding who in the video is in the wrong. A major foul has been committed, clearly, but everyone is having a …
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What Did You THINK Was Going to Happen?

Some other possible titles for this post: "Teenagers." "Hey Girl, You Should Have Higher Self-Esteem." "Ball Launching Trick Goes Exactly As You Think It Will Go" "Laura, Tell Your Mom You Just Tripped Or Something" Please share your own title ideas in the comments!
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TestiMOANial Tuesday

Every week, when we check for testimonials, I assume there won't be any. "No WAY there could possibly be MORE!" is the general idea, because HOLY CRAP these things never stop! But, like clockwork, there are always at least 2 or 3 new couples finding love on OBC every single week. We're been doing this …
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Bad Idea: Parkour Over Cops

Good morning, sunshine! Here we are, lookin' at Tuesday straight in the face and laughing and saying, "no YOU SHUT UP." Today we strap on our big boy boots and roundhouse kick Tuesday in the chin. We say, "I've had six cups of coffee and an acai bowl instead of a breakfast burrito so I'm …
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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Are Officially a Couple

Today was a slow news day. Yes, Lindsay Lohan is officially going back to rehab, and yeah, The Kardashians are smelling each others' vaginas on TV, but that's about as shocking as warm cottage cheese. One interesting tidbit of sports/celebrity gossip, though, is that world-famous golfer and even-more-than-world-famous cheater Tiger Woods is officially dating Olympic …
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What Are People Jerking Off To These Days?

This interesting story was shared with me while at a bar this weekend with friends. Yeah, that's right, I HAVE FRIENDS, I TOLD YOU SO. The Gawker article was brought up on someone's phone with the introduction of, "I can't believe you haven't seen this, it's RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY." I laughed, but in retrospect …
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