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HAHAHA HUGH JANUS

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Embedded media L.A. Weatherman PRANKED on Live TV -- 'Happy Birthday Hugh Janus' - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Oh MAN. Good morning, everyone. I can already tell it's gonna be a good week.
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News

This Week on BCU

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This week sure was a little Twilight Zone-y, huh? Along with the time change there's always the feeling that something isn't quite right. "Are you SURE it's time to wake up? It seems like the middle of the night." "WAIT, IT'S DINNER TIME? I JUST ATE LUNCH!" This weekend though, should be awesome. Take advantage …
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Celebrities

There May Be A Kris Jenner Sex Tape

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There are many celebrities in the world whose sex tapes we would absolutely KILL to see. Like Olivia Wilde and her fiance, Jason Sudeikis. Sure, he's not the rock-hard Mr. USA, but she's gorgeous, and claims they have sex "like marathon runners." I'd pay to see that. I'd also probably shell out a few pennies …
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WTF

Man Sexually Attracted to Balloons

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Legacy embedded media You guys, I have a Friday morning confession to make. I know this guy. Okay, I mean, I don't like, know-know Julian, but unlike the many other creeps who've shared their weird obsessions on TLC's My Strange Addiction and other shows, I actually saw a video of this dude on his YouTube …
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Funny Videos

Just Kidding Criminals Are Still The Biggest Idiots

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Just when I thought that maybe we're all dummies - the good guys and the bad guys both, someone came around to show me that no, criminals are stil the dumbest. Meet Bratton Hale Cook III of Tennessee (man those southern states like their name lineages huh?), who got wasted at a restaurant, fell asleep …
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Stories

Cop Fired for Having a Booty Call With Inmate's Wife

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Turns out, it's not just criminals that are idiots, the cops are too! According to Orlando Sentinel (of course this happened in Florida. OF COURSE), a Port St. Lucie police officer has been officially fired after his superiors learned he'd had a booty call, while on duty, with the wife of an inmate in the …
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WTF

World's Oldest TWIN Prostitutes Retire

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Good MORNING, everyone! IT'S THURSDAY! We are getting so close to the weekend, I can almost taste it - it tastes like strawberries and freshly baked crescent rolls and just a TOUCH of vodka. Let's start today with a little mood booster, shall we? Like one that will make you feel less slutty? I know …
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Celebrities

Hump Day Hottie: Kelly Rowland

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Remember the Super Bowl? It seems like 25 years ago, right? Fun fact: it was last month. DAMN YOU, TIME! If you can think back that far, you might remember that the event began the new reign of Queen Beyonce. In the weeks following her BOMBSHELL performance at the halftime show, people would not shut …
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Dating & Sex

New App Helps You Share Your Sex Health Status

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SXSW is in full swing in Austin, TX, and while we're not there, we're keeping updated on the news and stories coming to us from what is actually south by southEAST from us. It's been fairly unexciting for the first few days of the geekfest, but there was one story that caught our attention: a …
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Headlines

Woman Arrested For Selling Porn Door-To-Door

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You know, America really is a big ol' hypocrite. One minute it's saying, "hey! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a job and make a life for yourself!" and "the government doesn't owe you anything!" and "yes ma'am, that uninsured ER visit WILL cost $40,000, how many times are you going to ask?" …
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