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TestiMOANial Tuesday

BCU

Well now, here's an interesting topic we've not talked about before - booty calling - with kids. Wait, that came out wrong. Let's try this again: "booty calling - when YOU HAVE kids!" Whew. You can go away now, Chris Hansen. In 2013, it's not unusual to be separated, divorced, or even never-actually-together with the …
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Funny Videos

IT'S TUESDAY!

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Usually, you might think that a headline of that sort wouldn't lead into a very happy video. I mean, it's TUESDAY, for crying out loud. We don't have a very positive past with Tuesday, so why are we in such a good mood today? Because Daylight Savings Time is in FULL SWING, EVERYONE! Yesterday wasn't …
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Celebrities

Chris Brown vs Shia Lebeouf

BCU

We've been trying to keep a positive outlook this year at BCU. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" and all that jazz. And that includes keeping fairly mum on the weird, gross, and annoying things celebrities do that can seriously infuriate us. Every once in a while, of …
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Funny Videos

NuvaBling

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Alright guys, prepare yourself. This is shocking stuff. Although I love Justin Timberlake as much as the next hot-blooded female, despite his fantastic job hosting SNL this weekend, I'm choosing to share a skit that has no JT to be seen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! Well, the truth is, the best Justin skit of …
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Sports

Monday Morning Dose of Fail

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Are you bummed it's Monday? Back to the grind, nose first into the work week, as far from the weekend as logistically possible - it makes sense why you might feel kinda low. Chin up though, because no matter how many coffee stains you have on your shirt, your morning can't possibly as crummy as …
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Sports

Best Hockey Fight Ever

BCU

We don't ever really talk about hockey here on BCU, because we live in the southern half of the contiguous United States and therefore could not possibly give less of a shit about the sport. When we think hockey, we think of Emilio Estevez and the Flying-V and that's about it. However, on this Friday …
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WTF

Lions Maul Woman Having Sex

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We've talked before about the excitement, fun, and thrill of a gettin' down in public. Not like, at a beach in front of children, and maybe not on the roof of your college, but sure, your car on a darkened street, or at a lake in the sand before dawn. It's fun! It's sexy! It's …
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WTF

HOORAY! CSI: Vagina is Back!

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Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live …
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Dating & Sex

Sex Could Help Your Migraines!

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I personally don't suffer from migraines, but I know a few people who do, and it sounds like pure, unadulterated hell. I can barely handle the headache that comes after drinking one too many mojitos, let alone a torturous, miserable brain throbbing that is so bad it causes nausea and vomiting. NO THANK YOU. However, …
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