As a kid, I grew up in a very thrifty family. I didn't wear, eat, drink, or use anything name brand until I moved out of the house, and even now for the most part I'd rather go with a cheaper, less-cool option if it means I'll save a buck (unless there's a significant quality …
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A Great Gift For Your Favorite Booty Call
One of the best parts about casually dating, as opposed to entangling yourself in a long term relationship, is that you don't have to do all the traditional, annoying gestures that make relationships lame. Like Valentine's Day. Or paying for your date's filet mignon just because you really want to have sex with them. Instead, …
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Are Chris Rock And Dave Chappelle About to Go On Tour Together?
Last night while falling asleep (at 9 pm. I officially caught the last flu of the season. Gross.), I put on Chappelle's Show for a little pre-sleep giggle. It just so happened to be the episode featuring the hilariously edgy sketch about Clayton Bigsby, the blind, black KKK member. I laughed as hard I did …
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Larry Flynt Has a Penile Implant
Larry Flynt: he's like the sadder version of Hugh Hefner. Not quite as attractive, not quite as well liked, not quite as many gorgeous woman surrounding him 24/7... (although according to CelebrityNetWorth, Flynt is worth notably more. Whodathunk.) And while Hef claims to use Viagra to keep his 86-year-old junk in working order, Mr. Flynt …
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It's Almost Time to Party
It's Thursday!!!!!! I know what you're thinking - why six exclamation marks for a sentence about THURSDAY? And Thursday MORNING, too? Well, were taking a positive approach today, being grateful and excited that it's another beautiful day on the earth. We haven't been struck dead by a meteor, a life-altering storm isn't about to hit …
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Hump Day Hottie: Heidi Klum
We gave you a little Oscars run down earlier in the week, but we didn't really talk much about the fashion. Because, as always, WHO F***ING CARES? They're rich people, wearing expensive clothes that were given to them for free by other rich people. Totally sounds like my daily life, how about you? However, a …
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye Are Going to Make Great Parents
No one has perfect parents. When you are raised, you learn parenting habits from your own family that you, as an adult, either choose to emulate or do the opposite of. For example, I WILL make sure my children are involved in sports and hobbies because it fosters a sense of responsibility and time-management, as …
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At Least Your Day Will Be Better Than This Guy's
Imagine. You're staying at a nice hotel with a sexy new fling. You just got done with a marathon night of sexin' and drinkin' champagne and sexin' again. Your sexy fling slips out in the early morning, and you order yourself a massive breakfast to eat while watching Saturday morning cartoons (Tom and Jerry, none …
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5 Habits of Highly Effective Online Daters
We recently read an article claiming that there may be some new rules for online dating - and began to think about what rules we, as a decade-old dating site, could impart to members and non-members alike to help them have the most success while navigating the sometimes-confusing world of e-dating. Like the famous book, …
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Will Bynum Suspended For Tempter Tantrum
Every once in a while, EVERYONE loses their temper for a minute. Maybe your roommate left the oven on after making pizza rolls for the TWELFTH TIME. Or your neighbor parked in your spot and it's 11pm after a 14 hour day at work and the nearest spot is eight blocks away in a shady …
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