Worst Use of the Word Booty Ever
Acceptable uses of booty:
a) a hot derriere
b) a sexy hook up
c) something a pirate c…
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My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
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Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do …
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Khloe Might Not Be a Kardashian
I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all realit…
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Is it Racist?
It's 2012, folks. My iPhone can be used as a remote control, I ate a vegan chocolate chip cookie la…
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Russell Brand Takes Off His Wedding Rin…
But what do you mean, "a former sex addict and a girl with a Christian upbringing couldn…
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Floyd Mayweather Challenges Pacquiao Vi…
After November's controversial match between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez, boxing fans ar…
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TMZ's Beyonce Headline Gets a Tweak
As I'm sure you know, because you are a bipedal species with access to the internet, that hip hop g…
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The Schticky
Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product…
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TestiMOANial Tuesday
Isn't it sad that the holidays are over? Those two weeks when you have the inalienable right to be …
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Snoop Dogg Cited in Texas, Tyga Arreste…
Sometimes I have a hard time keeping track of all the rappers on the airwaves today. There are so m…
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