Poolside Faceplant
I would just like to take this time to give a summertime PSA to my fellow females (and c…
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Do Men Secretly Like Cuddling?
That seems to be the idea that this Jezebel article is implying - it covers a scientific study on r…
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Rent-A-Friend VHS Tape
This is a preview of a 60 (SIXTY!) minute VHS video circa 1986, which features a friendly guy n…
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Casey Anthony Might Do Porn
You know how sometimes you're accused of murdering your two-year old, and no really knows if you di…
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Flying Car Might Finally Release!
If you had told me that it'd be 2011 and we still wouldn't be living in floating glass bauble hous…
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Jay Leno Makes Horrible Casey Anthony J…
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OOF, Jay Leno, OOF.I mean, it's bad enough that an adorable little girl had …
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Man Tries to Escape Prison in Suitcase
They say love can not be tamed, but it can send you to a Mexican prison, which is kind of worse I t…
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Sexually-Frustrated Dolphins Go On Murd…
Dolphins, THEY'RE JUST LIKE US! According to a new scientific report, there had been some confusion…
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Penis Size Related to Finger Size
I have come to the conclusion after twenty-something years on this earth that penises are about as…
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Chronic Masturbation Syndrome Is a Thing
Not only is "chronic masturbation syndrome" a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he su…
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