It's when I hear news like this that I get very sad that we live in the world's most obese country.…
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You Look Like Sh*t
"The most over-used line in cinema" or not, I will be yelling this at everyone I pass today. Happy…
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Weekly Celeb Dose
Don't worry everyone, Ke$ha still looks like a slutty highlighter set. [Dlisted] 50 Cent totally r…
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Weekend To-Dos: Adventure Edition
Sometimes after a long monotonous week you just feel like you're in a rut. Perhaps work was stressf…
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The Miami Heat Are Disappointing
It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference,…
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Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard... in a…
There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one -- it's…
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VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW, FINALLY.
After all the creepy drive-through sex shops and dudes with their oral sex requests all over the…
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NYC Guy Offers Oral Sex To Any Woman
Boy oh boy, today sure is a sexy day, isn't it? First we have one of my favorite childhood past-ti…
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Shadow Puppet Porn
Rule #34 states that "if it exists, there is porn of it." Which, as I've learned in my time as a pr…
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Girl Gives Lap Dance at Cowboys Game
I would like to create an experiment wherein several hundred men are placed in a theater with dual …
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