Giving Up
Come on, guys. Come on.
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The Three Things You Have To Do This We…
It's Fridayyyyyy (the 13th, by the way, so no walking under ladders and absolutely NO punching mirr…
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Chinese Guy Sings 'Before He Cheats'
Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheati…
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Fried Cheese Sandwich = Death
You know how sometimes you're like, "having to walk myself through Wal Mart all the time is so har…
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FINALLY! BEERSICLES!
With San Diego's weather finally returning to its normal August blazing inferno of death heat (85 d…
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Sofia Vergara In Esquire, Thank God.
As a huge Modern Family fan, I was always mildly (inconsolably) angry when I couldn't find a decen…
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Our Personalities Don't Really Change A…
Along with my affinity for a finely breaded chicken mound, as a first grader I liked boys with …
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Inception Themed Casual Encounter
Want someone's blood-stained futon?
Seriously in need of a VHS copy of Cruel Intentions?
Have…
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McNugget Rage
Here are two facts that you may not have known about me:
1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets …
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Brody Jenner's Dumb Haircut is Dumb
Rewind to a year or so back, and Brody Jenner (talent: being born to someone talented) and Jayd…
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