Good Tailgate Song or Best Tailgate Song?
It’s up to you. I don’t know, my heart says “best,” by my ears say “Dad, stop, please, all my friends are watching and you’re totally embarrassing me.”
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Hometown Tourism Ad
Thanksgiving is officially 3 days away, and if you’re anything like me you’re prepping both your body AND your soul, by consuming meals double your normal intake to stretch your stomach and pointing out all your flaws in the mirror so you’ll be prepared for when your mother has her third glass of wine. The […]
Weekend News Roundup
McKayla Maroney met with the POTUS. She wasn’t impressed, and neither was he. [Flickr] Speaking of unimpressed, Mitt Romney and his wife were spotted watching Twilight together this weekend. Oh how the mighty have fallen. [Politico] Hostess closed and people were sad. Especially the workers, whose pensions were dissolved cause the Hostess Corp is EVIL […]
Awful or Awesome: Marc Jacobs’ New Sunglasses Ad
GOOD MOOOOORNING, VIETNA-MONDAY! That joke isn’t funny. I’m sorry. I had a long weekend of not taking my own advice. Pretend that never happened. Let’s get this WTF-party started! This new ad from Marc Jacobs, purveyor of delicious smelling perfumes and TO DIE FOR PURSES, SERIOUSLY UUNNNNGH, has come out with a new ad for […]
No Thank You: Human Centipede Ass Tattoos. PLURAL.
This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I’m not chillin’ on a plane sippin’ cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON’T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you’ve been living under a rock, Human Centipede is the 2009 film about a mad scientist who sutures three […]
Is Booze Affecting Your Game?
The weekend is nearly upon us, which means we will all inevitably be warming up our seduction faces in the mirror and hitting the gym for an extra 12 minutes to try and fit into our skinny jeans. As you gear up to hit the clubs, though, it’s important to ask yourself if it’s the […]
Rihanna Takes 200 Fans and Journalists on Her Plane
In case you needed another reason to L-O-V-E Rihanna (other than this of course), here she is allowing 250 (!) journalists and fans to join her aboard a privately chartered Boeing 777 for a 7 day, 7 country, 7 concert mini-tour, aptly named the #777tour. While aboard the plane, said lucky mother f***ers have been […]
Which is More Awesome? Drunk Escalator Vs Kid Lip Dub
In life, we’re usually faced with boring, annoying, or sad decisions. Like, “Cheerios or Chex?” or “silence in the car or Linkin Park?” or “do I put my dog down or pay the $4,000 for a surgery that will probably only keep him alive a couple more years?” (answers: Cheerios, silence, $4,000 on your credit […]
Good Morning From This Dog Who Feels Just Like I Do
Less than 36 hours till the weekend, guys. Get up off the floor and let’s do this day. Hang in there. You can do it. I believe in you.
Hump Day Hottie: Rihanna… Again
A couple weeks ago, I said I wasn’t going to give Mila Kunis the Hump Day Hottie Award, despite her being chosen as Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, because I wasn’t willing to give someone the award twice when there are so many sexy ladies out there who have yet to receive it once. You know, […]