Obama Dead?
Oh, nope. Never mind. Fox News is just run by racist idiots. Got it.
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Weekly Celeb Dose
Antoine Dodson got arrested for marijuana possession,disproving my theory that he is the Second Coming of Christ. [Dlisted] Megan Fox might be finally removing that godawful tattoo. Hooray! [Gawker] Flavor Flav cares about sanitary restaurant conditions, which you wouldn’t expect based on what he’s put his mouth on. [TheSuperficial] Not only is Will.i.am a person […]
Weekend To-Dos: DISASTER PREPAREDNESS EDITION
So, earlier this week a massive army of tornadoes ripped through the Midwest, killing of hundreds of people and displacing thousands more. So, in the past year we’ve dealt with a incredible earthquakes, tsunamis, dead birds falling from the sky, hurricanes, Donald Trump running for president, and online poker getting shut down. […]
Royal Wedding News
Just kidding, here’s Kate Middleton in a bikini, though. Just remember, you too can be a awkward-looking, shy, balding nerd and marry a bangin’ hot broad with a fantastic body. All you have to do is be the F***ING FUTURE KING OF ENGLAND.
Sexy Chocolate Ad OR PORN?
We’ve all known that “sex sells” since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they’ve taken that phrase and, well, “blown it out of proportion” would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to […]
Booty Call Vs. One Night Stand
When we hear criticism about OBC, it’s usually people saying things like “you’re selling a bunch of meaningless one night stands,” and it’s then when we just roll our eyes and don’t put up a fight, because anyone who would say that obviously just doesn’t get it. If we were selling one-night stands, wouldn’t we […]
NFL Draft Drinking Game 2011
OH YOU GUYS! Football! It IS still happening this year! HOORAYYYY! I had heard that there wasn’t going to be a season due to some, er… “budget disputes” (aka pointless arguments between a bunch of people who already make way too much money), but apparently everyone is going to angrily accept their 40 million dollars […]
Guy Gets William and Kate Tattoos. On His Teeth.
There are many dumb people in the world. They walk the streets among us every day, some handing you your change at retail stores, and some who govern a large portion of the nation. Whether or not you know they are dumb is really left up to chance, like for example when the cashier hands […]
Lame Rapper Can’t Handle His Weed
YouTube has made many people famous. Some for being a complete imbeciles (that dummy who texted her way into a fountain and tried to sue), some for bring idiot criminals (this, this, this, and 50 other thises), some for brutally injuring themselves (that guy that kicked through a wall [trust me, you don’t want […]
Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Ruins It
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn’t a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for […]