Look at this Dog
Only in Mexico would you find a four-legged animal (that is basically a retarded version of another animal) that has better memory and rhythm than any American I know.
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Booty Economics
With the unemployment rate hovering just below 10% these days, we’re all lucky to even have a job, whether it be at a fast food joint or a clothing store or as a fart-joke-loving blogger pretending to know about fantasy football when she clearly only watches the sport to admire the spandex-clad butts. We should […]
Apple’s September Announcement: A Prediction
Apple’s next “unprecedented, life-changing, nothing-will-ever-be-the-same oh my god oh my god” product announcement is in two days, you guys, so we better stock up on canned goods and iTunes gift cards because our world is about to be turned upside down. As we know, the most recent Apple creations, the iPad and the iPhone 4, […]
Don’t Drink and Shopping Cart
Something about these two drunk girls in bathing suits being pushed in a shopping cart off a curb and face-planting into the hot asphalt makes me never want to drink again. And the other something about this video makes me want to crack open a beer, watch it again, and laugh. What to do, […]
John Lennon’s Toilet Seat Sells for $14,740
If someone came along and handed me 15 grand, and said, “do whatever you want with this money, no one will ever know,” I’d like to say that I’d put half into a savings account and like, I dunno, make a down payment on a house with the other half? Who knows. Maybe I’d go […]
How To Ask for a Raise
When you think about things you should do before you ask for a raise, the first thing you might think would be work hard, be productive, take suggestions and criticism with grace, and put that “little extra in extraordinary.” When Summer’s Eve, creator of the most outdated form of feminine hygiene products still available on […]
Weekend To-Dos: YOU’RE SICK
Friday Friday Friday! It’s Friday, everyone, which means one of two things: 1) you’re psyching yourself up for the weekend ahead, looking for awesome things to do, excited to make some summer memories and then after a couple more drinks forget them, or 2) are woefully sick with some disgusting bug and feel like you […]
Nerd Orgy
Craiglist’s “casual encounters” section is a virtual candy store of weird fetishes, transsexual prostitution, and gay dudes who refuse to accept their gayness and instead rely on “mutual touching, I’m not gay” experiences. And yet, even I was surprised when I came across this ad for an orgy (I’m sorry, “friendly adult party”) at the […]
The Walking Dead Looks AWESOME.
Have you noticed that those Halloween Superstores always go in and take over bankrupt department stores right around late August? Like there is a shut down Mervyn’s over here that is suddenly full of cheap plastic wigs and skanky polyester nurse costumes, and no one has noticed the metaphorical creepiness of having a fear-based holiday […]
How To: Plan a Kick-Ass Fantasy Football Draft Party
Assuming you don’t live in a wifi-less cave somewhere, you’re probably aware that football, the almighty sport of American-icity, the most joyous time of year and the most impeccable display of manhood and athleticism that exists in our fine nation, is almost here. And that means: fantasy football draft parties. And in this time of […]