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Keenan Cahill Ft. 50 Cent

As you may or may not know, I have a long standing crush on Keenan Cahill, AKA BeenerKeeKee19952 on YouTube. Something about that pubescent skin and oddly huge head shape and Stone Henge teeth and Billy Crystal hair just stole my heart and did an awkward dance with it. However, I was of course, in …
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Walrus Masturbates

In response to the many ads and billboards and witch-senate-candidates around the country currently protesting masturbation, I give you this hilarious video of a walrus furiously yanking it at an aquarium. This is proof that all animals have to occasionally service themselves. You'll notice that this is video is titled "Walrus Masturbation 5," and in …
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.50 Caliber William Tell

It was recently learned that certain human beings are actually genetically predisposed to seek thrill. Research has shown that their brain's propensity for the effects of dopamine is much higher, which is why they enjoy bungee jumping and sky-diving and swimming with murderous-dinosaur-dragons sharks more than the rest of us. Usually, I envy them. I …
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Creepy Anti-Porn PSA

I recently watched an hour long documentary about the porn business, and how professional porn stars are losing money and their jobs because of the proliferation of amateur sex sites and free pornography on the internet (interesting note: it's hard to feel bad for someone when you've seen a whole soda bottle come out of …
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Best Fan Celebration of All Time

Some might say, "this is old," and others might say, "damn, what is this kid on?" but I say, "you sir, are absolutely the coolest, most confident, steeliest-of-balls guy I have ever had the pleasure of watching on YouTube (sorry, Keenan)". Check out the video below for a very happy Celtics fan and the spectators …
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Iguana Farting in a Bathtub

Why? Because why not. Because we all now know that we're living in a time of unimaginable crises and 2010 is pretty much the new 2012 and sometimes something ridiculous needs to happen so we can all be reminded that in all reality, we are a bunch of mistakes walking around a giant round mistake …
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Rapper Pees Himself

Legacy embedded media As Adam Sandler once said in the Academy Award winning* film Billy Madison, "YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." *- I think
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Five Minutes Of Awesome

Here at BCU we tend to take the low road. Semen jokes, poop jokes, jokes about people being fat, jokes about you getting fat, etc, etc, etc. But today we figured instead we'd take the high road. Be mature and inspiring. Brighten your day and give you a little positive reinforcement to make you believe …
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Speaking of Pumpkins

There are three things you can conclude from watching this video: 1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, "why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?" …
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