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You know how sometimes you're flipping channels and you stop on some cartoon or 1990s soap opera or Spanish television when you don't speak Spanish, but somehow you find yourself watching it for like, 3 hours? And one part of your brain keeps being like, "change this you idiot," but then the other part of …
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TV Host Blows Turkey... Caller

You can always count on San Diego ladies to do something overtly sexual and then be like "OMG LOL I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWWW." There is just something about this city that breeds the strange combination of naivete and blatant sexuality. And you'd think it would be sexy and a turn on but somehow instead it's …
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Congressman Caught Looking at Playboy on Plane. HAHAHAHA.

Now this guy knows how to make a long flight go by! 24-term Michigan Congressman John Conyers was caught on tape recently, flipping the pages of the newest Playboy while on a plane. You gotta give the guy credit - anyone who would bust out a nudie mag in public is pretty ballsy, but a …
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Hot Mess of the Week: This Girl

Hot Mess (n): a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile). When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.As you can see, the specifics necessary to …
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Best Cover Of Montell Jordan Ever

Sure, you can take away his ridiculous 1985 hair cut, over-sized glasses, and low-quality green screen background. You can take away his nasally voice and adorably awkward dance moves. You may even take away the fact that this is a Alabama Karaoke competition in the first place. But you know what you CAN'T take away? …
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Grossest Commercial You Have Ever Seen

Few things in the world make me gag (insert blow job reference here, har har har), but this commercial is one that made my mouth dry up and then salivate a little just like the few moments before a post-Taco-Tuesday meltdown. One might classify this as NSFW, I would classify it as NSFL (not safe …
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Which Video is More Awesome?

Little did I know that today was going to be full of tough decisions. Wake up and hit the gym or sleep for an extra hour (sleep)? Oatmeal or frosted flakes for breakfast (frosted flakes)? Whether to stop and get gas or risk it on empty (risk it, duh)? And now I come to work …
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You Look Like Sh*t

"The most over-used line in cinema" or not, I will be yelling this at everyone I pass today. Happy Monday, everyone, you look like sh*t!
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Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard... in an Argument... OVER A TRACTOR.

There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one -- it's Friday. IT'S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING THIS …
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Shadow Puppet Porn

Rule #34 states that "if it exists, there is porn of it." Which, as I've learned in my time as a professor at BootyCallU, is 100%, positively true. Everything from Simpsons characters to robots to ET characters (do NOT Google ET porn, for the sake of your childhood), and now the always innocent shadow puppets. …
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