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Five Minutes of Spit-Takes

Personally, I've never had something shock me enough to make me spit out whatever I just took a drink of. Something funny, on the other.... whew. I am the QUEEN of laughing so hard things come out my nose. Interesting fact: Miso soup hurts like a million needles dipped in fire when coming out your …
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Do this, Not that: Baby Yoga Vs. Kid Workout

A video hit the internet last weekend that made us all squirm in our seats. It's called Baby Yoga, and it starred a Russian lady swinging a baby around her backyard like a friggin' ribbon-dancer. Speculation was that it couldn't possibly be real, I mean, who in their right mind would swing a baby around …
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Rat Wakes Sleeping Subway Rider

First of all, let us all take note that in the game of telephone that we call the internet, this story went from "Why you shouldn't fall asleep on the F-Train" to "Disgusting homeless man's stench attracts the wrath of disease-infested rodent." Can we stop doing that, internet? Poor guy's week went from "HOLY SH*T …
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Public Brawls: SO HOT RIGHT NOW.

FROM VOGUE MAGAZINE: Hair pulling, plate throwing, face punching. The public brawl is, undoubtedly, the must-have piece in fashion this year. Making a brief appearance on the West Coast in an Oakland Denny's last October, we were first introduced to how flattering for ALL body types the public brawl can really be. It made another …
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Doing it Birdy Style

Dude. 2011, is the year of the viral video, am I right? I mean, damn, quarters in the belly button, Stephanie Abrams and her innuendo trifecta, girl fight at Munch Time, and now THIS? If videos continue this trend of become more hilarious and unsettling with each passing day, I don't think I'm going to …
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Making People Paranoid

I am a paranoid person. Well, not so much paranoid but terrified of everything. If this happened to me in the middle of my personal Mecca (Super Target [they just put one in my town, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? OMG.]), I would probably lose my mind, hole up in my room with the doors locked …
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Stephanie Abrams Loves Sexual Innuendos

I'm sure Stephanie Abrams is a great "meteorologist," or whatever title it is that ladies with nice chests (and old dudes with weird catchphrases) call themselves when they talk about the weather at 6 AM. However, she's not doing the greatest job convincing me that they didn't just scoop her away from her lunch shift …
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Homeless Man Has Awesome Radio Voice

Someone needs to scoop this guy up and replace Gina the Latina on San Diego's 93.3. That woman sounds like she not only dropped out of school after the 6th grade, but also spent those 7 years in school behind the bathrooms smoking pot. And no, that's not racism. As a part-Latina I spend most …
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