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Brostitution

In this heart-wrenching short documentary, we are exposed to the cut-throat world of male bros-for-hire. It's really a wake up call to all the mothers out there who aren't warning their kids about unsafe hotdog consumption and tossing footballs with anyone they meet. Warning: this short film is graphic, and could offend the faint of …
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Best Code Word Ever

Having a dog is a full-time job. You have to be 100% dedicated to raising that dog, not unlike a child, because they require your time, attention, love, and poop-picking up skills to help them get through life, probably because (according to some scientist somewhere) dogs are just retarded wolves. Needless to say, you should …
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Dog Humps Stuffed Animal; Passes Out

There is something to be said for a guy who puts in so much effort that he literally faints in exhaustion after doing the dirty. But we've got to take note here - he doesn't even care if that poor stuffed Andean bear, aka Tremarctos ornatus**, finishes. What a jerk. Legacy embedded mediaSee more funny …
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Double Rainbow -- the YouTube Phenomenon

Some days are just better than other days. You wake up, and everything is wonderful. Colors are brighter, smells are more enticing, and everything in the world just seems right. Other days, you take a whole s***-ton of mushrooms and go camping.
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New Old Spice Commercial is Even Awesomer

When I had my first crush at 16 (I was a late bloomer who turned into a beautiful flower), I remember that he wore Old Spice cologne. And I thought it was so George Clooney of him. Like, so totally mature and OH EM GEE KATIE HE IS SO SOPHISTICATED. And now, a whole 6 …
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Cougar Vs. Bear

Sometimes my mom likes to talk about pop culture. It's pretty hilarious, because as a rule, she doesn't know what she's talking about. She calls celebrities the wrong names, loves the Jersey Shore, and totally believes the Bachelorette is a legitimate show about people looking for love. This is another great example of how older …
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Star Trek Tok

If you're like me, the first time you heard Kesha's hit single "Tik Tok," you thought, sure, this is kinda catchy, but it would be a million times better if it was set to a mash up of old school William Shatner era Star Trek clips, you know? No? You didn't think that? Well shut …
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DC Metro Dancer Tears It Up

People today just don't appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle aisle on a public metro and they think, "WTF," instead of "Sweet mother of our Lord, we have been …
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