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Violinist Plays Whole Super Mario Theme

Fine. You can play the violin phenomenally well and have a super freaking awesome white suit with tails and a matching piano and everything. So what, what does that make you? Some sort of internet superstar? Well... yep. Guess so.
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The BP Coffee Spill

I don't know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don't quote me on this, but I'm under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don't quote me …
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Jamiroquai for Cup Noodle

There're really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the "Prepare for Disaster" spot in our cupboards AND c) …
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Woody Harrelson Has a World Cup Moment

I've always been a little weirded out by Woody Harrelson. My parents loved Cheers, and No Country For Old Men was awesome, but that scene from Kingpin with the gross old lady in the rearview mirror and her fingers and tongue... it just... iickkk. Scarred me. However, Zombieland changed all that for me. His performance …
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Was Obama in a Music Video?

If you had told me in 1993 that I'd be watching the video for Tag Team's single "Whoomp (There it is)" in the year 2010 at my desk at work I'd have told you, "hey man, that video is totally all that and a bag of chips, but you buggin, yo," or something like that. …
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Jonah Hill's Embarrassing P Diddy Moment

If in an elevator with P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Howdy Doody orwhateverhe'scalled, there are many thoughts that might run through one's head. Do I acknowledge him? Do I nod and say hi? Do I say "I love your work" or "man most of your shows are too humiliating to even watch?" Well, whatever you decide to do …
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Awesome Chocolate Condom Ad

Durex is notorious for creating some hilarious commercials, one of our favorites being the balloon animal one from a few months back. However, we may have found our new favorite: this ad for chocolate condoms featuring a one very lucky milkman and a few very naughty ladies!
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Teen Werewolves: No, We're Not Kidding.

I remember the first time I read the Harry Potter series when I was about 11. The books were so engrossing and well-written that for a short period of time (8 or so more years) all I wished was that I too could be a wizard. Magical powers, a school of witchcraft, unicorns and centaurs... …
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This Post Is Not About Penis

Scanning the last, oh, 5 or so articles, I've realized a trending topic on BCU: Penis. Or, more specifically, penis, penis, porn, pope penis, and penis, respectively. So to clear your palate of awkward posts about penis and porn, here is a video very motivated and confident man smashing his face into a piece of …
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