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Chinese Guy Sings 'Before He Cheats'

Elderly Chinese men have the same right as you to sing rage-fueled, heart-broken girlfriend/cheating-boyfriend ballads as a part of a local news station's Carrie Underwood themed Karaoke contest, you know. Just because he's an elderly Chinese man who maybe senile and definitely can't sing doesn't mean he can't have dreams of stardom, you know. Don't …
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McNugget Rage

Here are two facts that you may not have known about me: 1) As a kid, I loved chicken McNuggets so much, I'd have eaten them morning, noon, and night, and also maybe at dusk, and at dawn, and every 15 minutes in between, because who doesn't like battered chicken parts fried to golden perfection, …
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Flasher Makes Kids' Day

Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you'll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.
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Ice Cream Truck Shows No Mercy

I mean, to be fair, imagine if your job consisted of driving around in a a 1920s box truck with pungent gas fumes poisoning your blood stream while constantly listening to a high-pitched broken radio playing carousel music over and over and over and your "clients" were small, grubby children who handed you handfuls of …
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Oregon Trail: The Movie

There was a distinct line at my elementary school between the kids who loved Sim City and the kids who loved Oregon Trail. I'll be honest: I was a Sim City type of girl. Building towns and then watching them crumble at the hands of your hideously inept governing skills... it was AWESOME. However, I …
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Swedish Police Are Awesome

There are many awesome things about Sweden. I could probably have had entire post based on the awesomeness: meatballs, Ikea, globalized health care, hot chicks basically everywhere, and now, this can't-look-away video of a cop being... well... very un-cop-like. While on our side of the Atlantic there are Roided-out dudes with little-man complexes, punching chicks …
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Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

Being that it's been a grueling, sunless San Diego July, I've finally come to terms with the fact that summer is not what it used to be. It used to be beach days and pool parties and cocktails and tan lines and now it's just sitting inside, staring out at the clouds, wondering when night …
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