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Ugh, I hate to give ANY Real Housewife credit for ANYTHING, but Brandi Glanville (who might actually be the worst of ALL OF THEM) wins one iota of respect from us for studying up on the OBC Booty Call Commandments. Via Radar Online: She explained, “There are three rules for a booty call: One is …
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Hump Day Hottie: Kate Upton in Zero G
OKAY LOOK. I tried to promise myself I would never feature Kate Upton as a Hump Day Hottie again. It's like giving another World Series win to the Yankees. WE GET IT, THEY'RE GOOD. And WE GET IT, KATE UPTONS TITTIES ARE MAGNIFICENT. But when this video popped up on my feed yesterday, I broke …
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Hump Day Hottie: Michelle Lewin
After last week's Insta-famous Hump Day Hottie, we got sucked into a fitness-model wormhole that started at a teeny-tiny Australian chickadee and brought us here, to a bangin' hot and buff-as-hell Venezuelan workout machine by the name of Michelle Lewin. Check. Her. Out. For some, Michelle's crazy ripped bod might not be their cup of …
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Macklemore's Public Text to Kendrick Lamar: WTF or FTW?
We already covered the most important part of the Grammys yesterday, but we did want to bring up this little deet that happened after the show and ask what our readers think about it. As we mentioned yesterday, we were pretty surprised that The Rapping Ginger beat out Kendrick Lamar for best rap album. Sure, …
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Jay Z and Beyonce Killed it at the Grammy's
Welcome back to the work week! Did you watch the Grammy's this weekend? Yeah, me neither. However, we DID catch the usual internet aftermath, including the fact that Macklemore somehow beat Kendrick Lamar in every category, a mass gay wedding went down, and of course Taylor Swift did her finest impression of your mom at …
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Jay Z Got Interviewed Next to a Chick Having Oral Sex
How are you feeling this Monday? Good? Great? Terrible because your NFL team has been booted from the championships? Well, we're about to make you feel worse about your life. Because not only are you back to work on a Monday like a schmuck, but your job ALSO probably isn't to get interviewed while a …
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RIP Booty Call Director Jeff Pollack
While we'd like to think of ourselves as being some of the leaders of Booty Call Nation, we've always given props to Director Jeff Pollack, who you may know from the 1997 movie Booty Call or his time directing Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. With that movie, starring Jamie Foxx and Vivica A. Fox, the word …
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Is Rob Too Fat for the Kardashian Khristmas Kard?
The 2013 Kardashian Christmas card has been all over the interwebz in the past few days for several reasons, like the fact that it cost the same as a small condo to get photographer David LaChappelle to shoot the creepy, not-at-all Christmas-y photo. Or the fact that Mason Disick looks like he is dying, or …
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Hump Day Hottie: Emily Ratajkowski
I kinda wondered after her brilliant debut in the "Blurred Lines" video if we'd ever see Emily Ratajkowski again. I mean, if I've already seen your tittays there's not much room for moving up in my memory, y'know? Even if said tittays are just fantastic. However, in her new shoot with GQ, Emily somehow managed …
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Lamar Odom Got High on Crack and Rapped About Cheating on Khloe
I don't really think this video needs any more description than that, right? I mean, a shirtless Lamar, slurring and sounding generally out of it, with a sketchy-looking friend, rapping about money, drugs, and cheating on his wife, Khloe Kardashian, and letting himself be filmed? Yep. Dude's on crack f'SHO. Embedded media Lamar Odom Cracked …
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